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Street Fighting DE 60579 В конец треда | Веб
What style or exercises in wpierdol do Russians recommend?

Street fighting is becoming very important for day to day living, thanks to our esteemed guests from warzones and 3rd world countries. Unfortunately, the level of wpierdol is very low in Germany (all manuals and clubs got banned after WW2 and we are left with what the Americans deem "good enough" for us, ie. bad boxing, non-existant wrestling and assorted kindergarten-hippie Asian arts) and training in fighting is extremely unpopular. Not so with our new guests from all over the world - they have trained in countries where knife fighting and boxing/wrestling seems to be extremely popular or at least they are very good at it and rather ruthless.

As expected, this creates a bit of a power slope. So, because I don't want to sully myself with Muslim fighting tactics, I'm asking you Russians because if nothing else, you're at least Christians (I could ask Poland because they are even Catholic like me, but they hate me because we played a rough game with Poland 70 years ago): How to become really good at fighting without any rules, ie. street fighting.

Additional info: I have seen good athletes getting really badly beaten up, so I'm not sure combat sports is the right answer, but then again, as I said, the level in Germany is really low.

Picture: Germans are improvising with lifting weights and steroids, the results are so-so at best.
DE 2 60586
>>579 (OP)
idk, i never went to fight class, just came naturaly to me when i got into fight. russians are born warriors. its instincs.

yes lifting is usefull, if you work. and germans are breed to work to be slave by romans.
DE 3 60599
>>586

>idk, i never went to fight class, just came naturaly to me when i got into fight. russians are born warriors. its instincs.


That is not an answer to the question.
RU 4 60600
>>579 (OP)
Choose the most smelly hole on the outskirts of the city, there you will be taught what you need
FR 5 60611
there are no skills in street fights, first one who beats wins

the best way to win street fights is to bring friends and relatives, that's third worlders little secret
BY 6 60615
>>579 (OP)
When we were kids we always have knives with us. They were both a toy and a weapon.
RU 7 60616
>>599
nobody is born with something. How old are you? If you are under 22-23, you can easily train. Taekwondo, jiu-jitsu, kick-boxing, start with anything, and then as you progress go learn something else and try to mix it with other martial arts. But the main problem is in your head, not body. If you dont have the spirit, it doesnt matter how strong you punch with your legs.
It doesnt mean that you should be easily able to kill anyone without hesitation, but a man must know how to fight both mentally and physically.
RU 8 60624
>>579 (OP)
Running is the best martial art.
DE 9 60652
>>624
You can't run from street fights generally.
DE 10 60661
>>611
dont do this to russians tho, we will kill your whole family afterwards.
DE 11 60662
>>652
>>652
Yes you can dumbass. Just avoid discos or small room areas.
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RU 12 60663
>>652
>>661
>>662
Jesus christ, saempersun, stop this one-actor performance already.
DE 13 60665
>>663
ah you cofused of the flag, schizo xD
RU 14 60666
>>579 (OP)
Russians are very bad fighters. But fortunately, because of the Communist past, we all have a sense of camaraderie with each other. Even when we fight each other, we try not to do too much harm. Therefore, the Russians so boldly come into battle, they are sure that they are not in danger of anything terrible.
DE 15 60667
>>666

>russians bad fighters xD


have strongest military in the world. bad fighter xD
BY 16 60670
>>667
In your dreamworld you mean?
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DE 17 60671
>>670
why you hide behind proxy ? xD are u scared of russia ?
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DE 19 60682
>>662
You can't run if you are sucker punched.
You can't run if the other guy has a gun.
You can't run if you are surrounded.

etc. etc. A street fight, in my experience, is not a 1-on-1 duel.
RU 20 60687
>>682
quit fucking around please. A fight is a fight, and you would have to fight if that ever happens to you. It doesnt matter if its 5 of them or just 1. Do you germans really not have even a bit of self esteem?
DE 21 60694
>>682
Ich war nie ein rapper, weil ich keine kleine ficker kenne wenn ich mit meinen freundenn komme müsst ihr kleinen kiffer renne xD
>>687
violence is not good. xD
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UA 22 60918
>>672

>these rockets

DE 23 60921
>>918
you didnt read the name of rocket ? dongfeng xD
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