121 Кб, 975x642
Why does it snow in /b/ and you don't? Are you all special?
Moderator turn on the snow for the potsans
Moderator turn on the snow for the potsans
24,9 Мб, mp4, 854x480, 3:38mp4
Throw in something Ukrainian for the atmosphere.
except for the forbidden
except for the forbidden
569 Кб, 1340x738
So apparently two Kremlin dudes prank-called our PM and tried to get him to explain why Kosovo and Northern Ireland are two different things.
Not going to lie the questions they asked sounded dumb as fuck, are these guys any popular in Russia?
Not going to lie the questions they asked sounded dumb as fuck, are these guys any popular in Russia?
269 Кб, 1275x1650
PROPHECY-- The Punishment Of My Evil Elites
"The WEF has got to go, My son. It is evil. I will eradicate it from the Earth. Its leaders are evil; they want to destroy the planet. I will eradicate them. I will destroy them all. The evil elite will be destroyed from off the face of the Earth. I will destroy all who want to destroy humanity. They are evil. Expect their elimination. Tell all they will be destroyed. I will depopulate them from off the planet. They have to go. Tell all that they will fail in their attempt to start World War 3; I will destroy them; they have got to go. A blight they are, destroying humanity with evil drugs, vaccines, and all manner of wickedness. Their technology will not go far; I will destroy them. Their AI machines will fail their objectives; all the works of Satan will fail. They give themselves unto the Devil; destroy them I will. Their wealth will fail them in the end, fail to rescue them from the evil calamities coming. The LORD has spoken. Amen and amen. Distribute far and wide."
"The WEF has got to go, My son. It is evil. I will eradicate it from the Earth. Its leaders are evil; they want to destroy the planet. I will eradicate them. I will destroy them all. The evil elite will be destroyed from off the face of the Earth. I will destroy all who want to destroy humanity. They are evil. Expect their elimination. Tell all they will be destroyed. I will depopulate them from off the planet. They have to go. Tell all that they will fail in their attempt to start World War 3; I will destroy them; they have got to go. A blight they are, destroying humanity with evil drugs, vaccines, and all manner of wickedness. Their technology will not go far; I will destroy them. Their AI machines will fail their objectives; all the works of Satan will fail. They give themselves unto the Devil; destroy them I will. Their wealth will fail them in the end, fail to rescue them from the evil calamities coming. The LORD has spoken. Amen and amen. Distribute far and wide."
1,4 Мб, 1024x1024
Rate this rhyming poem that AI makes to me, please:
I fart and I belch,
My gas is so stinky it's worth a wealth,
Can you smell my farts, can you hear the sound?
My burps are so loud, they make the ground shake around.
My sneezes are so loud, they echo through the room,
My snot is so sticky, it's hard to get rid of it in a glove,
Can you see my snot, can you feel its texture?
My yawns are so deep, they make me feel like a mystic.
My coughs are so violent, they shake the very air,
My spittle is so gross, it's hard to bear,
Can you see my spittle, can you smell its pungent scent?
My vomit is so gross, it makes me want to quit and lament.
My defecation is so loud, it sounds like thunder,
My poop is so sticky, it's hard to come to a cleaner,
Can you see my poop, can you smell its pungent scent?
My urination is so clear, it makes me feel content.
I fart and I belch,
My gas is so stinky it's worth a wealth,
Can you smell my farts, can you hear the sound?
My burps are so loud, they make the ground shake around.
My sneezes are so loud, they echo through the room,
My snot is so sticky, it's hard to get rid of it in a glove,
Can you see my snot, can you feel its texture?
My yawns are so deep, they make me feel like a mystic.
My coughs are so violent, they shake the very air,
My spittle is so gross, it's hard to bear,
Can you see my spittle, can you smell its pungent scent?
My vomit is so gross, it makes me want to quit and lament.
My defecation is so loud, it sounds like thunder,
My poop is so sticky, it's hard to come to a cleaner,
Can you see my poop, can you smell its pungent scent?
My urination is so clear, it makes me feel content.
45 Кб, 421x614
Matthew 17:20 KJV
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
147 Кб, 1442x1080
The Supreme Court recognized the international LGBT movement as an extremist organization and banned it in Russia
Various signs and manifestations of extremist orientation have been identified in the activities of the movement in the Russian Federation, including the incitement of social and religious hatred, the lawsuit says.
The decision to ban the LGBT movement in Russia comes into force immediately, the court said.
Various signs and manifestations of extremist orientation have been identified in the activities of the movement in the Russian Federation, including the incitement of social and religious hatred, the lawsuit says.
The decision to ban the LGBT movement in Russia comes into force immediately, the court said.
48 Кб, 1600x900
Why Russians are ashamed of such countrymen? Or the average Russian accustomed of being scammed domestically?
915 Кб, 1589x1947
For some reason the retarded Colombian subhumans started accusing me of being: A Russian, A CIA Agent, A guerrilla, a Isis terrorist, a gang member, among other unsavory things.
I literally had to go to the countryside because these pieces of shit never gave me a job in the city, despite me being somewhat adept with computers and with foreign languages, I could never get a job, I literally am considering simply smuggling myself to some other country and accept that these niggers don't want me to either work or be self sufficient.
I literally had to go to the countryside because these pieces of shit never gave me a job in the city, despite me being somewhat adept with computers and with foreign languages, I could never get a job, I literally am considering simply smuggling myself to some other country and accept that these niggers don't want me to either work or be self sufficient.