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I love Russia, I wish to be a Russian grazhdanin. How can I achieve this? 9 апр, 04:47 143673 В конец треда | Веб

I love Russia, I wish to be a Russian grazhdanin. How can I achieve this?

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2 9 апр, 16:26 2 143688

>>143673 (OP)
Just put flazhok in your anus and send photo in this thread.

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3 9 апр, 22:21 3 143708

>>143688
I would never do that! Plus it'd be gay which is a nono in the RF

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4 10 апр, 10:21 4 143716

>>143708
>Plus it'd be gay which is a nono in the RF
Guys, should we tell him? Also bring the R. world Pyramid pic, pls.

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5 10 апр, 11:56 5 143717

>>143673 (OP)
Fucking sexo

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6 13 апр, 11:50 6 143839

>>143717
he is crazy but he bipolar

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7 13 апр, 20:02 7 143841

>>143716
The what now?
>>143839
I am not, crazy for Russia maybe but that's a very sensible thing

8 13 апр, 20:09 8 143842

>>143716
I mean I had my fair share of "very good friends" when I was living there, but you sorta have to keep it in the down low... I miss Russia so much every day away from her is pure torture

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9 14 апр, 22:44 9 143866

I was born in Moscow and living there ever since. Soy mitad ruso y mitad chileno o чурка ебаная in russian terms. You really don't want this, mi amigo. The economic and political state of modern Russia just reaching the bottomless pit where it goes since the end of USSR. But besides that you've got casual racism - por ejemplo, me negaron un apartamento porque no tengo un nombre ruso. Obviously i don't have an accent, just black hair and non russian name. Society there is very frustrated and angry at everyone they see. When you go outside - you will need to be ready to get in to the conflict with someone - in a subway, in a traffic, in a bus, in a café, etc. Literally everywhere. Recently the government starts to block Russian internet from worldwide web - that means you will need a VPN to reach YouTube, Amazon services, Spotify, Instagram, etc. And this is just the tip of an iceberg.
Trust me - tú no quieres esto. And its a riddle for me - why you ever want to change warm ocean climate con latinas for desperate cold winter in soviet favelas.

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10 15 апр, 02:56 10 143870

>>143866
Sorry for the English, my Spanish sucks. I know all for that, I've been gone for about a year. I would rather live in abject poverty in Nizhny Novgorod than be a billionaire in Santiago. Russia is my home, fuck before I was forced out my my family I was just about to get a new apartment, the owner had agreed to give the registration and before that I also had no issues. It's not a mere casual afair my love for Russia, sure, I make cheeky factious posts but they alude only to the truth. I cannot stand to be away, it has me pondering suicide, life just means nothing away for that language, from those streets from those winters, those nights and even the summers. Nothing makes sense everything sucks, I would sooner move to Murmansk then Oslo. The rest of the world is simply not for me, not when I know a place with all the right proportions exists, the only place on earth I've met people to befriend, people to love, it's the only place I have ever managed to be happy. All its shortcomings and downsides, which do exist, are trumped by how nice a place it is (to me). I would literally kill, maim and steal to go back

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11 15 апр, 03:05 11 143871

>>143870
I will say, idk about you since you say you're half Russian but ppl usually assumed I was a Russian myself before speaking to me. So maybe if you do look "Hispanic" that may be a different experience. Also, I've only ever visited Moscow, never actually lived there. Even if I had to deal with such discrimination, it would have to be on an insane leve for me to want to leave, but I lived there for several years and I only ever experienced the opposite. From all demographics, ages, places, Russians always treated me better than anyone. From old ppl on a bus/bus stop, from random guys on the street or a bar, to my profesors, I cannot for the life of me point to a single instance of a Russian being nasty to me irl.

12 16 апр, 12:02 12 143913

>>143673 (OP)
are you a guy or a girl
>>143866
i dont believe to this? maybe youre really really brown, but eh idk
russians adore anything foreign and pray to it, if youre from south america youre like something exotic and cool for them, thats weird and im sorry that happened to you

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13 16 апр, 23:22 13 143944

>>143673 (OP)
Marry me

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14 17 апр, 05:11 14 143947

>>143913
Guy
>>143944
Unless you're a girl, that's not legally possible

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15 17 апр, 06:27 15 143948

>>143673 (OP)
You pidoras-schizophren, my migo

16 17 апр, 07:19 16 143950

>>143673 (OP)
>I wish to be a Russian grazhdanin. How can I achieve this?
Call 117 and become SMO warrior. If you somehow survive till the end you will become Russian citizen.

You may also live in Russia for 5+ years on legal basis. You may find possible visas on https://ufms-rossii-gov.ru/

I recommend not to become citizen of Russia. It is a bad country without access to global internet, repressions, and it is dangerous here. Everybody , who can leave, leaves.

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17 17 апр, 10:32 17 143960

>>143947
youre so cute i would breed you

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18 17 апр, 17:08 18 143969

>>143913
>i dont believe to this? maybe youre really really brown, but eh idk
It's your choice, but my skin is more white than the skin of most of my 100% slavic friends. it's humorous thing to say on /int/ board, but anyway. My mother have a blonde hair and blue eyes, so i look mixed with palm skin and black hair. Also because of that many times i was mistaken as a jew and of course the russians hates them too.
>russians adore anything foreign and pray to it
It depends, but most of the time they don't accept foreign culture.
>if youre from south america youre like something exotic and cool for them
If you're come from exotic country - maybe, but I was born there, and there it's not appreciable to be exotic and stand out from everybody else. Russian is not Europe, it's Euroasia, and a conservative views in the society is from east side, and have a solid ground.

19 18 апр, 03:23 19 143985

>>143950
I tried the SMO route, they told me at the embassy that a) I had to be already in the RF legally, and most importantly b) My Russian ain't good enough. They don't make it as easy as you'd assume, I would kill for your citizenship. I’ve lived there already, I’ve met many people and spoken to all possible demographics. I want to be there, I have to be there, there is nothing in my life which I desire more. I also hate the sun, warm weather and pop music, most people love those things— ig I ain’t most ppl. One of my exs had friends who were sent to the SMO, I was once bought a drink by a guy who had been knifed in Ukraine and I am not pleased with internet censorship. I am not blind or ignorant to these things, but to me it’s not like shopping for who has the better deal, to be it’s the place, the only place that it could be and no other will be as fitting to me as it, and I know this because I’ve already been all over the globe. Even though I'd prefer to live in Nizhny Novgorod, I would kill to be a student at VGIK in Moscow
>>143960
Thx! : 3

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