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I thought Earth ponies were the worst because they're not that hung
I heard that pegasi were cucks you'd hate to get head from
Your dick's pernicious, sedicious
You better use your tongue
The meat from one of you would make a pony laugh all day
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But although, despite all of your differences you want to breed
With your little baby dicks and impotent seed
But the difference is you don't deserve to sin
Oh-oh-oh
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Come on, rip out all the pages of your porno mag
Just because we're under covers doesn't mean we'll bang
When I get you in my bed and whip out my 'ol big cock and grin
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I'm gonna slip right in

> This is a new low

I'm gonna slip right in

> Please tell me it'll work

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They taught us unicorns were super huge and really hung
With horns like poles that fill your holes and make you bray
They wreck your ass and then they leave you gaping for a day
The basic gist of it is unicorns can fuck all day
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Look, I know you're risking your anus for this endeavor
But I've given you some lube and it won't last forever
We're running out of time and we'll make those dicks fit in
They're gonna fit right in

> If you say so

They're gonna fit right in
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I know we will now watch and learn
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This is how a unicorn bucks (bucks)
And this is how a unicorn fucks (fucks)
This is how a unicorn droops (droops)
This is how a unicorn
Oops (Geez, unf, Nnngh)
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This is how a unicorn ruts
Watch us plap our unicorn nuts
Now you've seen a unicorn grow (Woah)
Soon you'll be a unicorn ho!
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