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у тебя попка розевая или каричневая?
Why all memes in /po/ revolve about roosters, pigs and why are Russian called pig farmer by Ukrainian. What does a rooster mean?
Who are those teetooshkeys?
This is an old insult of Soviet prisons (it originated in the gulags). In soviet and modern russian prisons, passive homosexuals were called by "cool" convicts as "rooster". Rooster is a cocky, impudent bird, that's why they were called that.
Now not much is known about the criminal etymology of the word, but but if you ever find yourself in a Russian prison, use this word only in relation to the lowest stratum of the Russian prison hierarchy.
Ah, now is everything yasno.
how good are you?
The Russian Embassy in my country has posted a video in Twitter called "Time to Move to Russia" claiming that Russia has cheap gas, cheap electricity, cheap water and cheap taxi, is this true?
I will post the link to the post but since I think Twitter is blocked in Russia. I found a copy in Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9HIeOWFdsg
https://twitter.com/EmbajadaRusaES/status/1552886838926479360
yes its true, but dont come to russia they are racis
I'm not the OP. It might be cheaper in absolute values, but people struggle to pay the bills. Many are being paid like 30,000 rubles a month, and pensioners get even less than that. Also, they do their best not to pay pensions, my mom doesn't get hers, and her parents weren't getting theirs too even though they'd become pensioners in the USSR and had been receiving pensions in the USSR. By the way, this is one of the reasons why I'm not employed: you work all your life and you get nothing in return in the end.
tldr some things are cheaper because we are poorer, but many things aren't cheaper
I don´t think you can live with less than a €1.000 a month in Spain, the minimum wage is €950, you can pay bills but not go eating out with that, I am not that sure it is as cheap as the blogger says.
If you want to live like Americans who only live for money but don´t have time to spend it, ok, be my guess, what that blogger calls lazy I call it quality of life.
>I don´t think you can live with less than a €1.000 a month in Spain
>€950, you can pay bills but not go eating out with that
Dude, going out to eat is not "unable to live". You can live on self-cooked food much cheaper than when "going eating out". 2ch is full of discussions and advices on that, because that's pretty much how 2/3 of Russians (at least) live.
Spain is full of restaurants and bars, going to the bar is part of being Spanish, that is what apparently some foreigners call "being lazy".
>going to the bar is part of being Spanish
Ah, Spain, where even would-be-2chers socialize every other day in a bar.
How to stop fapping on shemales?
Accept yourself and your kinks
Теперь это твоя судьба. Попробуешь перестать - будет только хуже.
Do you have any favourite place/city in Fineland?
Have you visited those all?
If it's the best logical move.
Glad to hear you've liked Kotka! I prefer Lappeenranta, but Kotka is super nice too.

Don't forget cheap whores
Does Kotka has anything to do with kalakotkas? Those were super-popular on 2ch many years ago.
Ya. Kotka = Eagle, Kalakotka = Fish eagle. As simple as that.

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2) How many years do you have obligatory foreign language at school?
3)How are you forced to learn the Latin script?
4)Does your foreign media gets most of the time dubbed to Russian or subbed?
Thanks in advance
1) average is relatively poor, but nearly all 2chers understand at least the basics
2) don't quite remember, maybe seven (classes 5-11?)
3) everyone studies a foreign language at school (usually english, sometimes german, french or spanish), so the script comes naturally. even if the language is learned at piss-poor level, at least the script is understood by everyone. foreign script is actually the smallest problem when learning a language, you would know if learned russian
4) almost universally dubbed
Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars
More Jordan Peterson inserts in CnC3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5HWucHmxek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVJmMmq4FSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKpuzk6Mry4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPmx9wpnLTo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-StbZDIRHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6BYEfq9Yw8
Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6DQ84_Ti0M
I remember my math teacher teaching us some Latin script, but these days it seems they have foreign language lessons since the 2nd grade -- long before when one needs Latin letters in math.
I've asked because there are people in /po/ that can't somehow read the screenshots of news in English. It's different from the Russians in 4chan.
In my area, we need English to search in Medline database and search engines like PubMed and read international society guidelines - Americans and European scientific societies that some including Russian scientific society. Knowledge is constantly updated and no one is going to translate every article to European Portuguese. Plus there is sometimes international guests here to do some lectures, they do in English.
That's good because it lets you save translated OCR photos. Google Lens (at least on web) doesn't do it.
>Ask me what you want.
Why do so few Russians emigrate to Australia?
>18,278 (by birth, 2011)[1]
>74,317 (by ancestry, 2011)[1]
It's basically a rounding error, every other nation has more.
All we sanes do. I'm glad an average Finn (98 %) of pop - including myself can't separate Ukrainian language from Russian, so you don't face much xenophobia by that here. Russian license plates on cars are unfortunately another deal...

They're afraid of toilet sneks and ceiling spders. That's also why I avoid even thinking about Australia.
>Why do so few Russians emigrate to Australia?
If a Russian wants to live in a waterless desert, where children must be circumcised, then the choice will be made between Israel and the post-Soviet Central Asian republics. Simply because there are quite a lot of Russian speakers there.
>>02579
>They're afraid of toilet sneks and ceiling spders. That's also why I avoid even thinking about Australia.
Russia has its own terrible insects. The butterfly calyptra thalictri drinks blood. Gadflies can arrange myiasis and get into your brain. Karakurt is little inferior in venom to the black widow. We also have our own giant Asian hornets. Only in Russia, Stomoxys calcitrans can tolerate anthrax in addition to Staphylococcus and tularemia. The water scorpion can swim, run and fly. Ticks carry contagious diseases, primarily tick-borne encephalitis. This disease affects the human nervous system and manifests itself in the form of muscle cramps, vomiting, blurring of consciousness. Eventually, it can lead to hallucinations, paralysis of the whole body and death.
Of course due to internal migrations
Because since the time of the Rurikovichi, Russians have lived there. The name Little Russia seems to hint.
It was only during the Civil War of 1917 that the Polish Uniate sect, with the support of the Austrians, loudly declared itself, and the Bolsheviks pumped up this sect with resources, trying to make it their puppet. So Lenin's government recognized Ukraine as a state, and Stalin's government carried out Ukrainization, within the framework of which a holodomor of the ethnically Russian population was arranged. Also, the Russian educated population of the cities was subjected to repression and was replaced by illiterate peasants, who were easily convinced even that they were Ukrainians, Martians or elves.
During the Second World War, the Uniate sect contacted the Reich through the Austrians and helped collaborators. For example, Khrushchev was recruited through his wife to save collaborators from being shot. After the war, already in 1957, when Khrushchev became general Secretary, he released all Ukrainian and Baltic Nazi criminals and helped them become part of the government of those regions.
Since then, anti-Russian propaganda has been strengthening in the Ukrainian SSR, and after the collapse of the USSR it became the basis of the policy of the Ukrainian government.
After 2014, when the United States decided to overthrow the greedy Yanukovych (he refused to sell the country cheaply and tried to balance between Moscow and Washington), the best American specialists were already engaged in propaganda.
And all this together has led to the current military conflict. It's good that Russia is not Yugoslavia and Americans are afraid to bomb our cities with nuclear weapons.
Tell me good russian sites to download stuff from
I want to get russian audio books specifically
Like dostoevsky and Tolstoy and chekov
rutracker org
how can I post on the other boards?
Like this board.
V Avstralii obyazatelnoe obrezanie dlya vseh novorozdennih
damn your mods :( btw if I get a work visa or student visa and accidentally stay where is the best city too hide? I want to experience this >>01363
Ok that's what have been revealed to me when I've been reading The Bible while I was in Georgia, Tbilisi.
Does that mean we get pruned by oncoming nuclear rampage?
Ты куколд ёбаный
someone who is alpha-male in a cuckold relation. dominant male which force his wife to have relations with men the alpha cuck likes.

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GO AGAIN!!!
He sings so horrible. And System of a Down sucks ass
test
i used to live near northpol, we had 30 dehree celsius in our appart,ent, central heating for every one. we used carpets on walls for insulations, but u dont need it, heat was enogh.
i want you to start committing warcrimes and killing hohol. thank you santa.
One of the disputed Head of the House of Romanov and her heir apparent in the right photo.
There are plenty of good Russians, most of them, I think. Russians have always deserved better than they got from their leaders. Unfortunately these leaders rely on the fact that even though most Russians are good, there are a lot of stupid Russians, drunk Russians, and greedy Russians, who screw it up for the rest. Throughout history, this rabble is what has helped the evil Russians make life worse for the good Russians. Hopefully you will get rid of these useless Russians, or at least take away their ability to dictate life for you. Russians should be living like Germans, not Nigerians.
women take anti-baby pills which got female hormones in it, the sewege system does not filter out those hormones which accumilate over decade and return back as drinking water in western countries. it turns men into sissy bois while russians just shit into a hole and stay normal. when look at liberals of russia who protest the regime they often live in a city which sewerage system so they become feminin.
Non of that ever. U dug out a whole, build a cabin on top of it and than shit in it until it's full. It is a really shitty way of shitting, as you can imagine. But really funny, then it's not u who has to do it. There is so many funny videos on topic.
My grandma in caucasus had toilet like that, instead of paper leaves. 10/10 best shit of my life in the open field

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oh, sweet summer child, you know nothing bout binland

Do Russians have their own versions of Fishing Alaskan King Crabs TV show produced by Discovery Channel Jews?
I would call it Fishing Yeniseyan Plotva.
https://2ch.hk/po/res/53705284.html (

IN Russia and ukraine, we leave on the grave sweets and alchogol, maybe bread. This food is for dead-man. This food haven`t eaten. this is pagan tradition. our religion is atheism or christianity. gipsy at cementary collect this food.
two hours after dig coffin, we go to cafe or church to eat pie, rice, honey, thick mix of water and berry juice...
in this year we use skuf = 30-50years man, that work, but live in poverty. conservative, homophobic, bad health, old face.maybe fat, like a original skufidon photo. so cucold is not obligatory!
for example - russia mobilization skufs, because young 25 years man , mostly absolutely against war, and 2millions policemans and guards - need to control prisons in russia
yes. hiv and hepatits_C is normal for prison`s` force. But some not healthy prisoners who to old or to weak - is not mobilization because of their health.
google .ru (use all internet !)
a lot of is in audio vk.com (need registration) for downloading need special pluggins

What's PMC Ryodan and why they pushed the narrative that 14-15 skinny weeabos can beat non-ethnic Russians or hooligans?
Some children who tired of being bullied for they looks while hanging out in Trade Centers.
>What's PMC Ryodan and why they pushed the narrative that 14-15 skinny weeabos can beat non-ethnic Russians or hooligans?
They are children, they are stupid.
>Also, they do their best not to pay pensions, my mom doesn't get hers, and her parents weren't getting theirs too even though they'd become pensioners in the USSR and had been receiving pensions in the USSR. By the way, this is one of the reasons why I'm not employed: you work all your life and you get nothing in return in the end.
Your parents don't get a pension, you don't work. What do you eat for, for what money do you post this post, how do you pay for electricity and Internet?
You're a liar.
>Some children who tired of being bullied for they looks while hanging out in Trade Centers.
I hate trade centers, everyone hanging in trade centers fucking suck
I'm not for Putin - but this photo is SO OBVIOUSLY staged, lol.

>how did gas threats went?
Hello, sir! Gas threat could not haven't goed any more gooder but, they could of haven being donned or been maked in any more gooder way but on exeption, on what for is "called" to have had being'd there for donned at the greater cause.

Example:
>>>/news/14680302
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Do Russian hypermarkets already sell insects based food already?
Russia is not Portugal
Yummy! I adore a real ukrainian borshch cooked on this stuff.

In muslim provinces. Usually it's a scam, guy down on his luck finds a job offering to go the muslim province for a x-ammount of time with a place to live and food to eat provided by the guy hiring. They russian arrives, works and then gets informed what he is in fact got himself in debt and can't leave.
>kidnappings
Don't really happen anymore since the end of Ichkeria.
How good is your blowjob skill?
It's for candles for prayers. You buy one for 10 rubles at the church shop, light it up from on of the big three things guess what they symbolise and put in a handle. Just don forget to warm the other end for it to melt or it won't stuck. Russians do it for the soul of somebody, dead or living, so through the hands of the loved one you may feel the love of God, hovewere far away.
Why Ukrainians in English social media are degenerates and keyboard warriors for wanting the Rest of Europe, USA, Canada and Turkey to fight Russia and nuclear showdown and WW3 if a bunch of them were/are traitors to their own state, some are even emigrated to the agressor state, escape conscription and mobilization? Why should I die for some village that I can't even pronounce? The only advantage is Russia nuking Lisbon which I support.
Permanent butthurt from inferiority complex. I'm glad westerners starting to feel what it's like to be in same infospace with those animals. You get for what you fight, in that case pay.

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Why so many Russians in Georgia, Kazakhstan, Turkey, and other countries then?
I do not see any mass migration in the opposite direction, though?
One more question: why the hell were the Russian soldiers stealing the toilet seats from the Ukrainian homes?
>I do not see any mass migration in the opposite direction, though?
Oh no, there is shit ton of them. Russia is the main place if destination for all post-Soviet republics, except the Baltics. Russians are dying off, but government mashine must be fed by somebody, right ? Why it must to be russians our leadership says ?

Astral.com.ru seems somewhat interesting, but it also seems to be inactive for several years (but still available for viewing).


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>why the hell were the Russian soldiers stealing the toilet seats from the Ukrainian homes?
That was an Okrainian.
1. If an American moved there, naturalized, and renounced American citizenship and wanted to do the same, would that be tolerated? Would FSB/FAPSI/GRU arrest the person even if they always followed no-hack-CIS rule, always volunteered to help with offensive cyber ops?
2. Also is it true your federal tax rate is only 13%? Any state or local income taxes?
3. Also, is it true that if using public wireless hotspots in Russia (like in a kafe) you need to provide your ID in order to complete the connection?
4. Is Nizhny Novgorod a nice city/town? Seems like there are reasonable apartments there for $600 USD/month which is fantastic and so much cheaper than Moscow / St Petersburg. Moscow seems especially dangerous with asshole NATO/CIA provoking Ukraine to attack inside Russia.
5. Is evasion of deep packet inspection a criminal offense in Russia?
6. In Russia, can you be compelled to give up passwords? Courts in America have ruled the police cannot do that.
7. Are your domestic "Elbrus" processors backdoored like Intel/AMD chips are? (from Intel CSME, AMD PSP)
There is thematical board here.
>1. If an American moved there, naturalized, and renounced American citizenship and wanted to do the same, would that be tolerated? Would FSB/FAPSI/GRU arrest the person even if they always followed no-hack-CIS rule, always volunteered to help with offensive cyber ops?
They can try, hard to tell. Propaganda people would be certainly interested. Jaff Monson done it, doing great currently.
>2. Also is it true your federal tax rate is only 13%?
Not really. Regular russian pays more than half of his income in taxes.
>Any state or local income taxes?
Only federal.
>3. Also, is it true that if using public wireless hotspots in Russia (like in a kafe) you need to provide your ID in order to complete the connection?
No.
>4. Is Nizhny Novgorod a nice city/town?
No. It's basically a giant factory full of mongrel abd minorities of every kind.
>Seems like there are reasonable apartments there for $600 USD/month which is fantastic and so much cheaper than Moscow / St Petersburg.
Overpriced. It's a dying town. You should be paid to stay there, not the other way around.
>Moscow seems especially dangerous with asshole NATO/CIA provoking Ukraine to attack inside Russia.
Not really. Couple of apartments blown up is not that big of a deal.
>5. Is evasion of deep packet inspection a criminal offense in Russia?
I don't understand the question.
>6. In Russia, can you be compelled to give up passwords? Courts in America have ruled the police cannot do that.
Yes, in Russia if a police stops you they may request to show all you phone messengers.
>7. Are your domestic "Elbrus" processors backdoored like Intel/AMD chips are? (from Intel CSME, AMD PSP
I don't know
>Propaganda people would be certainly interested
Does this mean intelligence services would want the American to volunteer to help them? The American would help them gladly. Do you mean a different group? If the American would volunteer to go on TV and burn his old American passport on live TV, explaining to Russia and the world that America is a degenerate wasteland, explain to all of Russia just how horrible America is (convicted child sexual predators deliberately being introduced to children by American state and city governments, laws in places like California, Washington that say "if your son runs away and they tell the authorities he is a girl, the authorities are prohibited from telling the parents where there son is", constant propaganda being blasted in American state-controlled media [PBS, NPR, etc] full of lies slandering the Russian state but ignoring war crimes committed by Ukraine against Russia with assistance from American military, explain how Russia is the greatest country in the world, I am sure the American would gladly volunteer for such civic duty to his new home.
>Not really. Regular russian pays more than half of his income in taxes.
Can you explain more here? How does this work - is it a law saying tax rate is a certain percent of income like 55%? Is it necessary for paying police? Do you mean the >50% to include the taxes on land, on sales, on gasoline, etc? I see here (https://www.nalog.gov.ru/eng/individuals/nalog/ndfl/) that the official income tax rate is listed as just 13%.
If the ex-American was to be making for example, 70-90 million rubles per year from self-employment with computers, what would he expect to pay in taxes?
>Yes, in Russia if a police stops you they may request to show all you phone messengers.
Can the police come into your home and demand your passwords to your computer? Is this a regular occurrence if no crimes are committed against any Russian citizens, businesses, government agencies, or any CIS citizens, businesses, or government agencies?
Is it true that to purchase property to own, it is prohibitively expensive, and renting is so much cheaper?
I understand that during the Soviet era, many were provided with apartments as a place to live by the state, did those become private property owned by the occupants?
> >5. Is evasion of deep packet inspection a criminal offense in Russia?
>I don't understand the question.
In Russia, I understand that Roskomnadzor and others perform inspection of internet packets (also, SORM black boxes installed in internet exchange buildings by FSB), and there is a national firewall not terribly dissimilar from China's. Is it a criminal offense to circumvent the firewalls or to hide from the inspection, using technical means?
Also, will police tolerate mischief in cars by wealthy persons? Like driving 300-350 kmh late at night on a highway with no traffic in a modified Lamborghini, Nissan GT-R, AMG GT, etc? Does having money enable you to avoid some consequences (with a good lawyer? with payments directly the police? donations to police agency before the traffic offense?)
I understand Bitcoin is a legal gray area. If an American (needing to ensure his ability to get US dollars out of America and into Russia) converted his savings to Bitcoin to bring into Russia and naturalize, and renounce his American citizenship, would he be permitted to exchange the Bitcoin back to Rubles? Is there a more appropriate way to do this, excluding the prospect of bringing a briefcase full of cash?
>Propaganda people would be certainly interested
Does this mean intelligence services would want the American to volunteer to help them? The American would help them gladly. Do you mean a different group? If the American would volunteer to go on TV and burn his old American passport on live TV, explaining to Russia and the world that America is a degenerate wasteland, explain to all of Russia just how horrible America is (convicted child sexual predators deliberately being introduced to children by American state and city governments, laws in places like California, Washington that say "if your son runs away and they tell the authorities he is a girl, the authorities are prohibited from telling the parents where there son is", constant propaganda being blasted in American state-controlled media [PBS, NPR, etc] full of lies slandering the Russian state but ignoring war crimes committed by Ukraine against Russia with assistance from American military, explain how Russia is the greatest country in the world, I am sure the American would gladly volunteer for such civic duty to his new home.
>Not really. Regular russian pays more than half of his income in taxes.
Can you explain more here? How does this work - is it a law saying tax rate is a certain percent of income like 55%? Is it necessary for paying police? Do you mean the >50% to include the taxes on land, on sales, on gasoline, etc? I see here (https://www.nalog.gov.ru/eng/individuals/nalog/ndfl/) that the official income tax rate is listed as just 13%.
If the ex-American was to be making for example, 70-90 million rubles per year from self-employment with computers, what would he expect to pay in taxes?
>Yes, in Russia if a police stops you they may request to show all you phone messengers.
Can the police come into your home and demand your passwords to your computer? Is this a regular occurrence if no crimes are committed against any Russian citizens, businesses, government agencies, or any CIS citizens, businesses, or government agencies?
Is it true that to purchase property to own, it is prohibitively expensive, and renting is so much cheaper?
I understand that during the Soviet era, many were provided with apartments as a place to live by the state, did those become private property owned by the occupants?
> >5. Is evasion of deep packet inspection a criminal offense in Russia?
>I don't understand the question.
In Russia, I understand that Roskomnadzor and others perform inspection of internet packets (also, SORM black boxes installed in internet exchange buildings by FSB), and there is a national firewall not terribly dissimilar from China's. Is it a criminal offense to circumvent the firewalls or to hide from the inspection, using technical means?
Also, will police tolerate mischief in cars by wealthy persons? Like driving 300-350 kmh late at night on a highway with no traffic in a modified Lamborghini, Nissan GT-R, AMG GT, etc? Does having money enable you to avoid some consequences (with a good lawyer? with payments directly the police? donations to police agency before the traffic offense?)
I understand Bitcoin is a legal gray area. If an American (needing to ensure his ability to get US dollars out of America and into Russia) converted his savings to Bitcoin to bring into Russia and naturalize, and renounce his American citizenship, would he be permitted to exchange the Bitcoin back to Rubles? Is there a more appropriate way to do this, excluding the prospect of bringing a briefcase full of cash?
>>17519
>Is Nizhny Novgorod a nice city/town?
No, it's boring as fuck. You better consider St. Petersburg or Yekaterinburg
>Is evasion of deep packet inspection a criminal offense in Russia?
Not at the moment. Literally everyone use VPN here, even propagandists. But the government can make it a criminal offense at any time or even completely cut Russia off the internet using Sovereign Internet Law.
>Can the police come into your home and demand your passwords to your computer?
Yes
>Is this a regular occurrence if no crimes are committed against any Russian citizens, businesses, government agencies, or any CIS citizens, businesses, or government agencies?
Yes. Posting/liking/saving "offensive" stuff is enough.
>I understand that during the Soviet era, many were provided with apartments as a place to live by the state, did those become private property owned by the occupants?
Yes
>Also, will police tolerate mischief in cars by wealthy persons?
Maybe, if you pay bribe to the cop who stopped you. Сan't say for sure, I don't own a car.
>7. Are your domestic "Elbrus" processors backdoored like Intel/AMD chips are?
Quite possible. No one uses them anyway, I don't even know where to buy them.
>constant propaganda being blasted in American state-controlled media [PBS, NPR, etc] full of lies slandering the Russian state but ignoring war crimes committed by Ukraine against Russia with assistance from American military
Everything is same here, but from the other side. All media that aren't state-controlled are also illegal or marked as "foreign agents". You guys at least have FOX or something lol.

That's fucked up too.
From what country are you from? We can help you, but you need to contact us at our official Discord channel or Telegram chat.
Can you throw me links? web page translate is pretty fucked up.
And friend nice to meet you. I am from Hong Kong, China.
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Это срань господня. В буквальном смысле.
>>I am a good Russian.
There are no "good russians" or "bad russians", only good or bad people, aldoebeit
There are no good or bad Russians, brother. Only Russians. All Russians are automatically good
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