So a Soviet engineer is visiting America for a technical conference.
After that, they're giving a fourchette, well, that's a cocktail party.
And our engineer is sitting at the table, drinking cocktails and choking on salads. His American friend is passing by.
-- John! Why aren't you eating!?
-- Well Mikhail, I don't wanna eat.
-- But it's free! It's halyava! You can't miss it!
-- I just don't wanna eat.
-- That's why we are humans, and you are animals.