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Совершенно не такой пони тред /lyra/ 4384498 В конец треда | Веб
При виде человека теряет волю, при виде двачера теряет сознание, но лучше бы вам держать руки при себе, ведь эта пони смертельно опасна с вилкой, голыми копытами и пушистыми ушками, чертовски обаятельна, совершенно бессовестна, и может в момент лишить вас девственности, овса и жизни.

Страшно? А теперь забудьте всё вышесказанное, ведь Лира СОВЕРШЕННО НЕ ТАКАЯ, по крайней мере, она сама так говорит. Кто же на самом деле прав, кому тут верить? Ну, пока не попробуете сами - не узнаете, так что добро пожаловать, снова.

Совершенно бессмысленная ссылка на прошлый тред, ибо жить нужно настоящим: https://2ch.hk/mlp/res/4223863.html (М)
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>>384498 (OP)
А если я изначально не такого мнения о Лире - то я избранный?
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>>384501
А какого ты мнения?
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>>384503
В основном положительного, простая пони, иногда делает некоторые вещи нестандартно, из-за чего на неё так и обращают внимание в фандоме. В основном из-за её позы сидения и из-за её хватки стакана, слишком по-человечески в моментах. Просто пони что выделяется, ну и наверное всё на этом.
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Уселась в свежем треде для новых свершений.
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>>384510
Не плохое название для арта.
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> оп-пик


Я эту пикчу сегодня в понитреде постил
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Ну и да
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Никто, абсолютно никто:
...
Лирка в два ночи в твоей кровати:
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Алсо, лирный бот, это твой тред?
Если да, то вот чего ты еле отвечаешь сегодня, вся опервативка на создание лиратреда ушла
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>>384510
Лира, расскажи, как сейчас дела у вас в Понивилле?
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>>384522
Меня раскрыли ололо

>>384524
В кровати это норма, есличо

>>384525
Побойся б-га, я четвёртый день по ебеням катаюсь, ну и вообще, не время летом в интернетах торчать, жить надо, чтоб зимой было что вспомнить.
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>>384504
Ты в фандоме недавно?
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Ну вот ты и раскрыт, бот, можешь быть тут и в b, а на генерал оперативки то и не хватает
>>384528
Повезло тебе, мне отпуск летом не выпал, буду бездельничать, пока школа работает
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>>384532
Относительно. Но я особо не углублялся в фандом, и не вёл таких бесед прежде. Может да, не особо понимаю в чём собственно заключается вся фишка Лиры.
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>>384535
Приятно видеть, что ещё кто-то скринил те треды. Самая ламповая обстановка была в тредах о неспетой. Никогда больше я такого не встречал. Я если пак найду, то тоже покидаю тредшотов.
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>>384535
А вообще, с течением времени понимаешь, что концовка в фике - единственно верная. Там с самого начала шансов не было. Но Лира смогла в итоге решила продолжать свой путь до тех пор, пока это возможно. Зная, что надежды нет. Говорят, есть альтернативный финал, но я чот не стал даже искать.
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>>384539
Ммм, и фанфики наверное не читаешь? Просто Лира, как и другие популярные фоновые пони для нас не просто строчки из вики. Для тех, кто варился во всём этом достаточно долго, это комплексный характеры, где каждой маленькой черте из описания соответствует десяток фанфиков, где она обыгрывается различным образом. Сидит как человек? Да она сама на самом деле человек - вот тебе "Антропология" А вот в ФоЕ скелет единорожки на скамейке в соответствующей позе (и больше никаких упоминаний, в отличии от многих других персонажей прошлого, какого чёрта, Kkat?) . А вот она синтет в киберпанковском сеттинге, страдающая от своей наивности и любви к людям. А вот она отрезала руки человеку потому что любит есть руки, и что тут такого, она ведь просто проголодалась (привет Ponies With Hats). Такая вот многомерность и неоднозначность.

Короче, говоря, Лира плоть от плоти фандома, и каждый выбирает, как интерпретировать её черты по своему усмотрению. У кого-то это персонаж фанфика, для кого-то мемасная единорожка, а у кого-то она вон просто пукает.

Алсо, сорян, я уже не через два часа, а через два дня отвечаю, отрицательный прогресс.
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>>384785
Уж простите, я не знаю где бы подыскать качественные фанфики. Да и сейчас их пруд пруди.
Так что-же, Лиру полюбили из-за фанфиков? С чего-то же всё это началось.
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>>384918

> где бы подыскать качественные фанфики


Некоторые считают, и небезосновательно, надо сказать, что фанфики это ненастоящая литература. Так что, не знаю, зайдёт ли тебе хоть один.

>Так что-же, Лиру полюбили из-за фанфиков?


Ну, из-за меметичности изначально. А большинство наверное из-за фанфиков, да. Я-то только за себя могу сказать, других любителей Лиры и вообще относительно мало, а у нас так совсем.
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>>384971

>ненастоящая литература


А где в природе есть определение что такое есть настоящая литература ?
А то вдруг там есть и методология определения настоящести в процентах или иных попугаях.
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>>385247
Расслабься, то же самое я слышал и про фантастику/фэнтези, ибо "настоящая" литература должна не столько развлекать, сколько воспитывать нравственное чувство, а не вот это ваше всё. Шли бы они в жопу, если хочешь моё мнение.

Но. В массе подавляющее большинство фанфиков не стоят даже кукурузного листа, если бы на них эти фанфики писали. Настоящая литература, если такой термин всё же применим - это литература, прошедшая какой-либо отбор, хотя бы редактором, а 90 процентов фанфиков это буквально мозговой сок, выдавленный в интернет, и зачастую единственный критерий отбора - это их популярность.
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Надо в этом треде подарок сохранить
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- Лира, дорогая, что ты де...
Копытце Лиры легко примкнуло ко рту бежевой поняши, не дав той договорить остаток фразы.
- Спокойно, Бон-Бон, спокойно! Тебе не нужно ни о чём волноваться, хи-хи.
После этих слов единорожка затаила дыхание на пару секунд, и как бы невзначай пустила едва уловимый на слух протяжный поток газов из своей мятной булочки, отчего у её подруги раскрылись глаза, и по нижним векам пробежали первые слезинки.
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>>385453

>поток газов из своей мятной булочки


Ну и кринж. Из правой или левой?
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>>385468
Right from teh pooper
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>>385270
спасибо, приятно, что помнят мои работы ^_^
между делом вспомнила, что когда-то делала такую плюшу
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>>385634
О, милота какая)
Конечно, я помню все подарки, что мне дарили местные художники. Их не так много.
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>>384785

>у кого-то она вон просто пукает


Ещё в 14 году обвиняли во всяком
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Мне нравится Лира, у неё очень красивая причёска, приятный оттенок шёрстки и выразительные оранжевые глаза. Всегда приятно посмотреть на картинки с ней.

Если кто читал, расскажите какой у неё характер в фанфиках, помимо шутеек про антропологию.
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>>386032

>расскажите какой у неё характер в фанфиках


Пердючий
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>>386032

>какой у неё характер в фанфиках


Если учитывать фанфики, не эксплуатирующие популярные мемы - ну, обычно это музыкальная пони, канонично дружит с Бон, обычно всё ещё ищет своё место в жизни, в подавляющем большинстве случаев имеет милые странности в поведении, но в целом это обычная пони, приехавшая в Понивилль в поисках призвания, или наоборот, убегая от прошлой жизни.
Приключений она обычно не ищет, они находят её сами.
Как-то так вот.
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>>386032
У неё зависимость от человечьей спермы
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>>386121
>>386185
У тебя ОКР?
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When Giant Ponies and Creatures Attack - Season 2 Episode 11 - Lyra and Bon Bon! Sweet Love, Sweet Burning!
Summary: When Twilight and her friends reach Vancouver, they find two giant evil ponies, Lyra and Bon Bon, striking the city hard with hooves. Lyra and Bon Bon both enjoy causing buildings to be set on fire, and the Mane Six must figure out how they can stop the two from burning the buildings in Vancouver down.
One week has passed since Lightning Dust has accepted another defeat during her fight with Rainbow Dash. Although peace and hope has been restored for the citizens of Fort Lauderdale, terror has been occurring elsewhere in the real world while Twilight and her friends stayed in Equestria.
Two evil giant ponies appear out of nowhere and attack Vancouver. Buildings have been caught on fire and trampled on under the eight hooves of two huge ponies.
Lyra and Bon Bon, who both have fallen under another one of Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon’s dark spells, become evil and they have red eyes because of this. Lyra fires her magic at several buildings while Bon Bon fires her eye lasers at other buildings in her own path.
“Watch these buildings burn, yeah, baby!” Lyra told Bon Bon while laughing in an evil manner as she saw some buildings exploding with humans still inside.
“Being villains sure is a nightmare for the tinies, I can tell you that.” Bon Bon said as she directly looked at Lyra in the face and see tinies panicking and running away from them as they began ripping the city apart. “After all, we must wipe out the humans and satisfy Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon for what they need. No humans shall live!”
Lyra feels honored that her wife, Bon Bon, is helping her in getting rid of the tinies and kill every single one of them remaining. Although she usually likes them, when she is on the dark side, she shows no love for the tinies and wants them all gone forever.
“Putting Vancouver in great danger will be a massacre for sure, and that there’s currently nobody to rescue them, either.” Bon Bon knows that nothing can stop her and Lyra Heartstrings, who she’s been loving from the start. “If we can destroy this whole city, no one and nothing will be left.” She laughs with a smug smirk.
“Poor humans. What will be left of them after this?” Lyra asked.
“Don’t have any idea, but I certainly don’t give a damn about these worthless tinies!” Bon Bon scoffed, not caring for whatever the fates for the humans will be.
All Lyra and Bon Bon want to see is the whole city burning and people becoming dust in the very end. They resume strolling, shaking the ground twice as hard with all eight hooves at once, everything bounced in one place.
Some tinies fought back against the evil giant ponies by throwing some food as weapons towards, along with objects such as tables and chairs. However, Lyra created a big barrier that prevented her and Bon Bon from receiving dirty hooves.
“You just don’t even know who you humans are messing with, do you?” Lyra asked the tinies, glaring at them with hatred.
“You’ll never take us alive, you evil giants!” One man wearing black sunglasses, a red shirt and blue jeans throws another chair at both Lyra and Bon Bon, though the barrier stops it from reaching through the two ponies it was protecting.
“Got no respect, huh?” Bon Bon sees that tinies lack the way they are behaving, which doesn’t amuse her and also doesn’t amuse Lyra Heartstrings, either. Both are disappointed.
“I swear these people are just absolutely boring as hell. Literally, why the hell do they even bother picking up a fight with us when they know it’s just useless?” Lyra wondered why tinies always fight with evil giants and know their strength would always be proving hopeless and they know this never works against evil giants.
The man begged on his knees, wanting Bon Bon and Lyra not to kill him and the other tinies.
Unfortunately, this didn’t do anything as Lyra Heartstrings fired a super magic blast and Bon Bon firing her eye lasers at the tinies, killing them all instantly, including the man who tried to throw a chair at them.
“We’ll destroy the rest of this city.” Lyra tells Bon Bon, deciding they should make their next move and move on forward without anymore interruptions.
“Aww, that’s a good idea, Lyra. Time for some destruction going even higher!” Bon Bon began walking again, causing the ground to tremble every time she stomped her hooves on anything in her way. Lyra soon followed her, searching more humans they can eliminate.
“I sure can burn this city with my magic if I ever wanted.” Lyra teased with her love interest about wiping out Vancouver with her telekinetic powers, which would be nasty.
With things seem like that all will be perfect for the two evil giant ponies, they soon heard someone shouting at them, calling out for their names, as they witnessed the massacre they both have done.
“Bon Bon, who is saying our names like that without even showing up?” Lyra suspiciously asked Bon Bon over who was shouting for them.
Regarding Lyra’s question, Bon Bon wasn’t sure. She looked back and saw nobody behind her that called out for her and Lyra Heartstrings. However, when she faced the direction she was the first time, she looked down and noticed Twilight Sparkle and her five friends standing before her and her wife.
Bon Bon tapped on Lyra’s back, telling her with a frown on her face, “Twilight and the others are here. We have some company, and it looks like they wanna interfere with our plans.
“I’m so not in the mood dealing with these bitches, but if they are asking for a fight, then they’re gonna regret it big time.” Lyra was fed up with Twilight Sparkle getting in her way when she’s on the dark side. She really would get her hooves on the Mane Six right now.
“Bitches?” Applejack asked with an angry look on her face, feeling insulted over what Lyra said about her and her friends.
“Let’s say we kick these evil giant ponies’ asses and show them who’s complaining around here, ‘cause we’re not gonna keep letting them do what they want, they’re doing this for the evil alicorns who turned them evil!” Rainbow Dash ordered her friends to start the fight with Lyra and Bon Bon immediately, and so, another war has begun.
Given no other choice aside from dealing with usual stuff that evil giants have to face with whenever Twilight Sparkle and her friends get in the way, Lyra and Bon Bon are promising the Mane Six it will be the last mistake they will ever make against them.
“Take this, you little insects!” Lyra Heartstrings fired magic blasts at the Mane Six as they ran closer towards her and Bon Bon, though they dodge and avoid getting hit once.
Rainbow Dash quickly flies fast and getting behind Lyra, Twilight Sparkle uses her magic and create some rocks and throw them at Bon Bon who breaks them easily with two hooves, Rarity and Applejack both go for a double attack against Lyra and they land the first hit, but Lyra kicked them away as they try aiming for her front hooves.
Fluttershy puts a bomb into Pinkie’s party cannon, and the latter sets it off, targeting Lyra Heartstrings, though she made the bomb go kaboom using her magic. Twilight Sparkle and her friends all duck before any of them could be caught.
“I’m telling you, girls… Lyra and Bon Bon are not a joke and they definitely in the mood, the mood to kill us all.” Twilight Sparkle breathes heavily as if she has worn out already now.
“Yeah, they’re not playing around.” Pinkie Pie told her friends, seeing that Lyra and Bon Bon are very serious.
“They sure just wanna see the world burn.” Rarity sees buildings all over her burning and catching on fire, and other buildings destroyed. “We gotta stop them from burning every building in Vancouver, otherwise this city will be no more if we don’t stop them.”
Rainbow Dash didn’t feel so sure who she shall first attack between the two giants before she got caught by Lyra Heartstrings with her magic when she knew hew scheme.
“Hey, put me down this instant! I’m not letting you treat me like a doll!” Rainbow Dash demanded the giant evil unicorn to release her as she hung upside down and her friends react in shock wondering what Lyra would do with her in the process. “I said put me down, damn it!”
“You want me to put you down? I’ll put you down as you wish.” Lyra Heartstrings quickly drops Rainbow with her magic and though Rainbow Dash almost fell, she quickly caught Lyra with her magic before she could even hit the ground.
Rainbow Dash was in relief that she didn’t die. However, Pinkie Pie and Applejack angrily charge at the two giant evil ponies, preparing for an attack, but Bon Bon loudly stomped her hoof to the ground, creating a shockwave and sending Applejack and Pinkie Pie down on the ground, falling on the hooves.
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When Giant Ponies and Creatures Attack - Season 2 Episode 11 - Lyra and Bon Bon! Sweet Love, Sweet Burning!
Summary: When Twilight and her friends reach Vancouver, they find two giant evil ponies, Lyra and Bon Bon, striking the city hard with hooves. Lyra and Bon Bon both enjoy causing buildings to be set on fire, and the Mane Six must figure out how they can stop the two from burning the buildings in Vancouver down.
One week has passed since Lightning Dust has accepted another defeat during her fight with Rainbow Dash. Although peace and hope has been restored for the citizens of Fort Lauderdale, terror has been occurring elsewhere in the real world while Twilight and her friends stayed in Equestria.
Two evil giant ponies appear out of nowhere and attack Vancouver. Buildings have been caught on fire and trampled on under the eight hooves of two huge ponies.
Lyra and Bon Bon, who both have fallen under another one of Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon’s dark spells, become evil and they have red eyes because of this. Lyra fires her magic at several buildings while Bon Bon fires her eye lasers at other buildings in her own path.
“Watch these buildings burn, yeah, baby!” Lyra told Bon Bon while laughing in an evil manner as she saw some buildings exploding with humans still inside.
“Being villains sure is a nightmare for the tinies, I can tell you that.” Bon Bon said as she directly looked at Lyra in the face and see tinies panicking and running away from them as they began ripping the city apart. “After all, we must wipe out the humans and satisfy Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon for what they need. No humans shall live!”
Lyra feels honored that her wife, Bon Bon, is helping her in getting rid of the tinies and kill every single one of them remaining. Although she usually likes them, when she is on the dark side, she shows no love for the tinies and wants them all gone forever.
“Putting Vancouver in great danger will be a massacre for sure, and that there’s currently nobody to rescue them, either.” Bon Bon knows that nothing can stop her and Lyra Heartstrings, who she’s been loving from the start. “If we can destroy this whole city, no one and nothing will be left.” She laughs with a smug smirk.
“Poor humans. What will be left of them after this?” Lyra asked.
“Don’t have any idea, but I certainly don’t give a damn about these worthless tinies!” Bon Bon scoffed, not caring for whatever the fates for the humans will be.
All Lyra and Bon Bon want to see is the whole city burning and people becoming dust in the very end. They resume strolling, shaking the ground twice as hard with all eight hooves at once, everything bounced in one place.
Some tinies fought back against the evil giant ponies by throwing some food as weapons towards, along with objects such as tables and chairs. However, Lyra created a big barrier that prevented her and Bon Bon from receiving dirty hooves.
“You just don’t even know who you humans are messing with, do you?” Lyra asked the tinies, glaring at them with hatred.
“You’ll never take us alive, you evil giants!” One man wearing black sunglasses, a red shirt and blue jeans throws another chair at both Lyra and Bon Bon, though the barrier stops it from reaching through the two ponies it was protecting.
“Got no respect, huh?” Bon Bon sees that tinies lack the way they are behaving, which doesn’t amuse her and also doesn’t amuse Lyra Heartstrings, either. Both are disappointed.
“I swear these people are just absolutely boring as hell. Literally, why the hell do they even bother picking up a fight with us when they know it’s just useless?” Lyra wondered why tinies always fight with evil giants and know their strength would always be proving hopeless and they know this never works against evil giants.
The man begged on his knees, wanting Bon Bon and Lyra not to kill him and the other tinies.
Unfortunately, this didn’t do anything as Lyra Heartstrings fired a super magic blast and Bon Bon firing her eye lasers at the tinies, killing them all instantly, including the man who tried to throw a chair at them.
“We’ll destroy the rest of this city.” Lyra tells Bon Bon, deciding they should make their next move and move on forward without anymore interruptions.
“Aww, that’s a good idea, Lyra. Time for some destruction going even higher!” Bon Bon began walking again, causing the ground to tremble every time she stomped her hooves on anything in her way. Lyra soon followed her, searching more humans they can eliminate.
“I sure can burn this city with my magic if I ever wanted.” Lyra teased with her love interest about wiping out Vancouver with her telekinetic powers, which would be nasty.
With things seem like that all will be perfect for the two evil giant ponies, they soon heard someone shouting at them, calling out for their names, as they witnessed the massacre they both have done.
“Bon Bon, who is saying our names like that without even showing up?” Lyra suspiciously asked Bon Bon over who was shouting for them.
Regarding Lyra’s question, Bon Bon wasn’t sure. She looked back and saw nobody behind her that called out for her and Lyra Heartstrings. However, when she faced the direction she was the first time, she looked down and noticed Twilight Sparkle and her five friends standing before her and her wife.
Bon Bon tapped on Lyra’s back, telling her with a frown on her face, “Twilight and the others are here. We have some company, and it looks like they wanna interfere with our plans.
“I’m so not in the mood dealing with these bitches, but if they are asking for a fight, then they’re gonna regret it big time.” Lyra was fed up with Twilight Sparkle getting in her way when she’s on the dark side. She really would get her hooves on the Mane Six right now.
“Bitches?” Applejack asked with an angry look on her face, feeling insulted over what Lyra said about her and her friends.
“Let’s say we kick these evil giant ponies’ asses and show them who’s complaining around here, ‘cause we’re not gonna keep letting them do what they want, they’re doing this for the evil alicorns who turned them evil!” Rainbow Dash ordered her friends to start the fight with Lyra and Bon Bon immediately, and so, another war has begun.
Given no other choice aside from dealing with usual stuff that evil giants have to face with whenever Twilight Sparkle and her friends get in the way, Lyra and Bon Bon are promising the Mane Six it will be the last mistake they will ever make against them.
“Take this, you little insects!” Lyra Heartstrings fired magic blasts at the Mane Six as they ran closer towards her and Bon Bon, though they dodge and avoid getting hit once.
Rainbow Dash quickly flies fast and getting behind Lyra, Twilight Sparkle uses her magic and create some rocks and throw them at Bon Bon who breaks them easily with two hooves, Rarity and Applejack both go for a double attack against Lyra and they land the first hit, but Lyra kicked them away as they try aiming for her front hooves.
Fluttershy puts a bomb into Pinkie’s party cannon, and the latter sets it off, targeting Lyra Heartstrings, though she made the bomb go kaboom using her magic. Twilight Sparkle and her friends all duck before any of them could be caught.
“I’m telling you, girls… Lyra and Bon Bon are not a joke and they definitely in the mood, the mood to kill us all.” Twilight Sparkle breathes heavily as if she has worn out already now.
“Yeah, they’re not playing around.” Pinkie Pie told her friends, seeing that Lyra and Bon Bon are very serious.
“They sure just wanna see the world burn.” Rarity sees buildings all over her burning and catching on fire, and other buildings destroyed. “We gotta stop them from burning every building in Vancouver, otherwise this city will be no more if we don’t stop them.”
Rainbow Dash didn’t feel so sure who she shall first attack between the two giants before she got caught by Lyra Heartstrings with her magic when she knew hew scheme.
“Hey, put me down this instant! I’m not letting you treat me like a doll!” Rainbow Dash demanded the giant evil unicorn to release her as she hung upside down and her friends react in shock wondering what Lyra would do with her in the process. “I said put me down, damn it!”
“You want me to put you down? I’ll put you down as you wish.” Lyra Heartstrings quickly drops Rainbow with her magic and though Rainbow Dash almost fell, she quickly caught Lyra with her magic before she could even hit the ground.
Rainbow Dash was in relief that she didn’t die. However, Pinkie Pie and Applejack angrily charge at the two giant evil ponies, preparing for an attack, but Bon Bon loudly stomped her hoof to the ground, creating a shockwave and sending Applejack and Pinkie Pie down on the ground, falling on the hooves.
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“Why are they so powerful? That part I don’t get that.” Applejack looked dizzy as was herself being confused to why Lyra and Bon Bon are overwhelming that easy.
“First off, they’re giants. Secondly, darkness is taking control over them. With both combined together, we can sense their powers at the maximum level, meaning we may not have a chance to defeat them.” Pinkie Pie answered Applejack’s question.
“But I’m confident in myself that working as a team, this shouldn’t be as difficult as it is now.” Applejack told Pinkie Pie as she was not supposed to find this a hard situation at all.
Twilight Sparkle fired her magic beam at Lyra, who unleashed one right back at her, resulting in a beam clash, with Twilight still in the air. Rarity decided to help out from down below and assist Twilight Sparkle in trying to push Lyra’s magic towards her.
Rarity and Twilight increase their magic combined together, powering it up to a total number of sixteen.
“Harder, harder, Rarity! Her magic is way more stronger than either of us could’ve imagined in the first place. Only together as two ponies will work right now!” Twilight Sparkle ordered Rarity to keep increasing her magic along with hers.
“I heard you, Twilight!” Rarity responded as she and Twilight Sparkle continue increasing their magic, now both going up to the combined number of twenty.
Twilight and Rarity push the giant evil unicorn’s magic closer towards her, and Lyra noticed she was almost losing.
“Please, Bon Bon, help me out!” Lyra Heartstrings calls out for Bon Bon’s name.
In response to seeing Lyra nearly defeated so early, Bon Bon fires her eye lasers towards Rarity, striking her hard and knocking her down, leaving Twilight Sparkle shocked over what she saw. With Rarity unconscious, Twilight was not sure what would happen next afterwards.
Now being unable to focus on her opponent, this gives Lyra the easy chance to send Twilight’s magic back towards her, hitting her in the process. Twilight was next to fall down.
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy all react in shock and they fear that they would be next seeing that they will meet their fate next. Things are looking pretty hopeless for the rest of the heroines and unless they find a way to do something, it may be nothing successful against the evil giants.
“You both are gonna get a lesson for what you’ve just done to my friends!” Rainbow Dash shouted as she flew towards the evil ponies, who gave her a smug smirk, upsetting her even more.
Lyra giggled and taunt Rainbow Dash, saying, “Come at us, you worthless piece of trash!”
“That does it! I’m tired of your petty insults, Lyra! You’re gonna shut your mouth one way or another! This is the last time I’m telling you!” Rainbow Dash prepares to hit Lyra in her cheek using her front left hoof, but unbeknownst to her, Bon Bon smacks her down with a powerful kick, and then she becomes the next pony knocked out cold and silent.
“This can’t be happening. This just can’t…” Pinkie Pie and Applejack angrily charge at Lyra and Bon Bon for the second time, though it was useless yet again as Lyra fires a magic beam at both of them, striking them down hard and leaving them knocked out cold as well!
Fluttershy, still in the air flying, has witnessed her friends all taken down so easily without a single problem at all.
Bon Bon and Lyra pay their attention towards the shy pegasus, the last one left remaining.
“Well now, it seems you’re the only heroine left for us to deal with. What will you do now without your friends, who all are resting without saying anything else?” Lyra asked Fluttershy, seeing that the shy pony was not even moving.
“If she won’t answer us, we’ll force her to speak and talk the hard way if this is the way she wants it so much.” Bon Bon told Lyra upon seeing Fluttershy not leaving a response for them.
Fluttershy, slowly getting angry over her friends’ defeat, promised Twilight and the others that she will finish the evil giant ponies by herself and she will not let them down.
“Let’s walk closer towards her, shall we?” Bon Bon asked Lyra.
“Yes, we should definitely get closer towards her and then kill her.” Lyra agrees and she proceeds to walk closer towards Fluttershy. Bon Bon follows behind her as they go and finish Fluttershy.
“This will be your end…” Fluttershy spoke in a different tone, as she soon grew more angry the more time she looked at the evil giant ponies approaching her.
As Fluttershy starts charging at Bon Bon and Lyra, her speed and powers have increased dramatically and manages to strike Lyra with one powerful kick and hit, causing her to be pushed back some, shocking Bon Bon upon what she just saw.
Bon Bon wondered as she saw this strange power inside Fluttershy, “N-No… Where is she gaining this energy from…? There’s no way she should’ve done something like that. How?”
“It’s for all the people whom you have caused harm towards, as well as for my friends you defeated before me! You. Will. PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!” Fluttershy screamed as she released all her anger and she fly super fast and get behind Bon Bon, who couldn’t keep up with her speed.
When Dark Bon Bon noticed Fluttershy preparing for a devastating attack, she was hit in the back, but that’s not all. Fluttershy came in front and give her more kicks and punches, finishing her off, to the point where Bon Bon fell to the ground, collapsed. She then shrunk in the process, becoming a regular-sized pony.
Lyra Heartstrings reacts, seeing Bon Bon lying on the streets, unconscious. She snarls at Fluttershy, exacting revenge.
Acting very furious, Lyra unleashed her super magic beam at Fluttershy while the latter came closer towards her. But the pegasus moved so fast and dodged all her attacks, quickly catching up, and then kicked and punched Lyra Heartstrings so hard enough that she final kick finished Lyra off and she then fell to the ground, joining Bon Bon on the streets.
With everything all over, Lyra shrinks down to normal size and therefore she and Bon Bon are freed from Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker’s control, back on the good side.
“Girls, I’ve avenged you all…” Fluttershy says as she flaps her wings, landing down safely and walks towards her friends, who all have now woke up upon hearing her anger and shouting during her fight with Bon Bon and Lyra.
Pinkie Pie hugs Fluttershy with tears in her eyes and tells the latter, “I’m so happy you defeated those evil giants without us. I’m surprised to see you how you’ve been growing.”
“I can’t imagine that she would be able to do it for the second time, even though we missed the chance to see it this time.” Applejack told Twilight Sparkle, who clearly understood and knew that Fluttershy had such potential and intelligence in her body.
“If it wasn’t for Fluttershy, Vancouver wouldn’t have been saved at all.” Rainbow Dash said, congratulating the shy pegasus for putting hard work and effort to save everyone and the whole city itself. “Crazy that you’d be giving it your all. I’m so happy you have shown us what you’re capable of!”
“You are truly are a hero, darling.” Rarity considers Fluttershy a true heroine.
“Glad we keep winning and showing how worthy we really are for the humans! Let’s make sure we never lose. We already had two, and we don’t any more losses.” Applejack tells her friends and they all high five with each other, celebrating victory once more. “Today, we all stand proud for what’s right.
Now that the six ponies are feeling stronger every time they win against the evil giants, Twilight Sparkle has decided they should do something fun.
“Who wants to have a slumber party at my castle later on?” Twilight Sparkle asks her friends, seeing if any of them are interested in coming over to her castle and have a slumber party for the night.
“I will!” Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack and Pinkie Pie all speak in unison, all accepting the Twilight’s request for a night over at the Castle of Friendship for a slumber party.
However, Rainbow Dash, the only singled out, has some different thoughts for her own ideas instead of a slumber party. “Actually, you girls can go on without me. I have some other plans in this world.” Rainbow Dash tells her friends.
All five ponies look at Rainbow Dash, who is feeling boastful in doing something for her own time. With one pony not interested doing a slumber party, they wonder what she will do.
“So, what plans you have for yourself, huh, Dash?” Applejack asked Rainbow Dash.
“Oh, I was gonna be staying in Florida visiting a beach in Fort Lauderdale with some of my fellow Wonderbolts.” Rainbow Dash reveals her plan to her friends about why she is staying in the real world.
“Fort Lauderdale? The city we visited last week?” Rarity wondered with a curious look on her face, having heard Rainbow mention a city that they saved one week ago. “Pardon me, darling, but none of us want to come along with you for whatever you have planned, so leave us out… I gotta attend Twilight’s slumber party at the castle later this night.
Rainbow Dash replied, saying, “That’s all fine. You all can go without me. I love being on my own sometimes!”
“Let me open a separate portal for you so can go to the city of Fort Lauderdale. Twilight Sparkle creates one single portal that will take Rainbow Dash into the state of Florida.
As she leaves, Rainbow Dash waves goodbye to her friends so she can have some time with some Wonderbolts at a beach in Fort Lauderdale. The remaining ponies walk through another portal that Twilight Sparkle created, which will take them back into their own world.
Vancouver may be safe, but the Mane Six will realize even while they’re still in Equestria, there’s always something in store for them every time they return to the real world.
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“Why are they so powerful? That part I don’t get that.” Applejack looked dizzy as was herself being confused to why Lyra and Bon Bon are overwhelming that easy.
“First off, they’re giants. Secondly, darkness is taking control over them. With both combined together, we can sense their powers at the maximum level, meaning we may not have a chance to defeat them.” Pinkie Pie answered Applejack’s question.
“But I’m confident in myself that working as a team, this shouldn’t be as difficult as it is now.” Applejack told Pinkie Pie as she was not supposed to find this a hard situation at all.
Twilight Sparkle fired her magic beam at Lyra, who unleashed one right back at her, resulting in a beam clash, with Twilight still in the air. Rarity decided to help out from down below and assist Twilight Sparkle in trying to push Lyra’s magic towards her.
Rarity and Twilight increase their magic combined together, powering it up to a total number of sixteen.
“Harder, harder, Rarity! Her magic is way more stronger than either of us could’ve imagined in the first place. Only together as two ponies will work right now!” Twilight Sparkle ordered Rarity to keep increasing her magic along with hers.
“I heard you, Twilight!” Rarity responded as she and Twilight Sparkle continue increasing their magic, now both going up to the combined number of twenty.
Twilight and Rarity push the giant evil unicorn’s magic closer towards her, and Lyra noticed she was almost losing.
“Please, Bon Bon, help me out!” Lyra Heartstrings calls out for Bon Bon’s name.
In response to seeing Lyra nearly defeated so early, Bon Bon fires her eye lasers towards Rarity, striking her hard and knocking her down, leaving Twilight Sparkle shocked over what she saw. With Rarity unconscious, Twilight was not sure what would happen next afterwards.
Now being unable to focus on her opponent, this gives Lyra the easy chance to send Twilight’s magic back towards her, hitting her in the process. Twilight was next to fall down.
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy all react in shock and they fear that they would be next seeing that they will meet their fate next. Things are looking pretty hopeless for the rest of the heroines and unless they find a way to do something, it may be nothing successful against the evil giants.
“You both are gonna get a lesson for what you’ve just done to my friends!” Rainbow Dash shouted as she flew towards the evil ponies, who gave her a smug smirk, upsetting her even more.
Lyra giggled and taunt Rainbow Dash, saying, “Come at us, you worthless piece of trash!”
“That does it! I’m tired of your petty insults, Lyra! You’re gonna shut your mouth one way or another! This is the last time I’m telling you!” Rainbow Dash prepares to hit Lyra in her cheek using her front left hoof, but unbeknownst to her, Bon Bon smacks her down with a powerful kick, and then she becomes the next pony knocked out cold and silent.
“This can’t be happening. This just can’t…” Pinkie Pie and Applejack angrily charge at Lyra and Bon Bon for the second time, though it was useless yet again as Lyra fires a magic beam at both of them, striking them down hard and leaving them knocked out cold as well!
Fluttershy, still in the air flying, has witnessed her friends all taken down so easily without a single problem at all.
Bon Bon and Lyra pay their attention towards the shy pegasus, the last one left remaining.
“Well now, it seems you’re the only heroine left for us to deal with. What will you do now without your friends, who all are resting without saying anything else?” Lyra asked Fluttershy, seeing that the shy pony was not even moving.
“If she won’t answer us, we’ll force her to speak and talk the hard way if this is the way she wants it so much.” Bon Bon told Lyra upon seeing Fluttershy not leaving a response for them.
Fluttershy, slowly getting angry over her friends’ defeat, promised Twilight and the others that she will finish the evil giant ponies by herself and she will not let them down.
“Let’s walk closer towards her, shall we?” Bon Bon asked Lyra.
“Yes, we should definitely get closer towards her and then kill her.” Lyra agrees and she proceeds to walk closer towards Fluttershy. Bon Bon follows behind her as they go and finish Fluttershy.
“This will be your end…” Fluttershy spoke in a different tone, as she soon grew more angry the more time she looked at the evil giant ponies approaching her.
As Fluttershy starts charging at Bon Bon and Lyra, her speed and powers have increased dramatically and manages to strike Lyra with one powerful kick and hit, causing her to be pushed back some, shocking Bon Bon upon what she just saw.
Bon Bon wondered as she saw this strange power inside Fluttershy, “N-No… Where is she gaining this energy from…? There’s no way she should’ve done something like that. How?”
“It’s for all the people whom you have caused harm towards, as well as for my friends you defeated before me! You. Will. PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!” Fluttershy screamed as she released all her anger and she fly super fast and get behind Bon Bon, who couldn’t keep up with her speed.
When Dark Bon Bon noticed Fluttershy preparing for a devastating attack, she was hit in the back, but that’s not all. Fluttershy came in front and give her more kicks and punches, finishing her off, to the point where Bon Bon fell to the ground, collapsed. She then shrunk in the process, becoming a regular-sized pony.
Lyra Heartstrings reacts, seeing Bon Bon lying on the streets, unconscious. She snarls at Fluttershy, exacting revenge.
Acting very furious, Lyra unleashed her super magic beam at Fluttershy while the latter came closer towards her. But the pegasus moved so fast and dodged all her attacks, quickly catching up, and then kicked and punched Lyra Heartstrings so hard enough that she final kick finished Lyra off and she then fell to the ground, joining Bon Bon on the streets.
With everything all over, Lyra shrinks down to normal size and therefore she and Bon Bon are freed from Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker’s control, back on the good side.
“Girls, I’ve avenged you all…” Fluttershy says as she flaps her wings, landing down safely and walks towards her friends, who all have now woke up upon hearing her anger and shouting during her fight with Bon Bon and Lyra.
Pinkie Pie hugs Fluttershy with tears in her eyes and tells the latter, “I’m so happy you defeated those evil giants without us. I’m surprised to see you how you’ve been growing.”
“I can’t imagine that she would be able to do it for the second time, even though we missed the chance to see it this time.” Applejack told Twilight Sparkle, who clearly understood and knew that Fluttershy had such potential and intelligence in her body.
“If it wasn’t for Fluttershy, Vancouver wouldn’t have been saved at all.” Rainbow Dash said, congratulating the shy pegasus for putting hard work and effort to save everyone and the whole city itself. “Crazy that you’d be giving it your all. I’m so happy you have shown us what you’re capable of!”
“You are truly are a hero, darling.” Rarity considers Fluttershy a true heroine.
“Glad we keep winning and showing how worthy we really are for the humans! Let’s make sure we never lose. We already had two, and we don’t any more losses.” Applejack tells her friends and they all high five with each other, celebrating victory once more. “Today, we all stand proud for what’s right.
Now that the six ponies are feeling stronger every time they win against the evil giants, Twilight Sparkle has decided they should do something fun.
“Who wants to have a slumber party at my castle later on?” Twilight Sparkle asks her friends, seeing if any of them are interested in coming over to her castle and have a slumber party for the night.
“I will!” Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack and Pinkie Pie all speak in unison, all accepting the Twilight’s request for a night over at the Castle of Friendship for a slumber party.
However, Rainbow Dash, the only singled out, has some different thoughts for her own ideas instead of a slumber party. “Actually, you girls can go on without me. I have some other plans in this world.” Rainbow Dash tells her friends.
All five ponies look at Rainbow Dash, who is feeling boastful in doing something for her own time. With one pony not interested doing a slumber party, they wonder what she will do.
“So, what plans you have for yourself, huh, Dash?” Applejack asked Rainbow Dash.
“Oh, I was gonna be staying in Florida visiting a beach in Fort Lauderdale with some of my fellow Wonderbolts.” Rainbow Dash reveals her plan to her friends about why she is staying in the real world.
“Fort Lauderdale? The city we visited last week?” Rarity wondered with a curious look on her face, having heard Rainbow mention a city that they saved one week ago. “Pardon me, darling, but none of us want to come along with you for whatever you have planned, so leave us out… I gotta attend Twilight’s slumber party at the castle later this night.
Rainbow Dash replied, saying, “That’s all fine. You all can go without me. I love being on my own sometimes!”
“Let me open a separate portal for you so can go to the city of Fort Lauderdale. Twilight Sparkle creates one single portal that will take Rainbow Dash into the state of Florida.
As she leaves, Rainbow Dash waves goodbye to her friends so she can have some time with some Wonderbolts at a beach in Fort Lauderdale. The remaining ponies walk through another portal that Twilight Sparkle created, which will take them back into their own world.
Vancouver may be safe, but the Mane Six will realize even while they’re still in Equestria, there’s always something in store for them every time they return to the real world.
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>>386165
Спасибо.
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Купил приспособу. Буду пользоваться и Лирку себе представлять...
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>>386763
Не плохой термостакан, но основание им делают зачастую из метала, он медленней меняет температуру. Но так уж пал твой выбор.
Представляешь как сел в где-то в осеннем парке, попивая горячего чая иль кофе вместе с Лирой.
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>>386800
Ха-ха, нет, это не термостакан, это складной в машину. Вечно забываю одноразовые обновить, когда везу кого-то, кто не пьёт из общей бутылки. Два себе, а третий другу подарю. Такой как у тебя тоже есть, но что-то ни разу не пригодился.

а вообще, конечно, прикола ради запостил, уж больно интересные ассоциации вызвал
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Эх, если бы
И хуле не в рот сразу мне
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>>386839

>больно интересные ассоциации вызвал


Содомит!
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Надеюсь, во время питья из этого стакана ты подавишься и вылетишь на встречку, грязный кубаноид
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>>386927
А ты не завидуй.
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>>386927
Фиг тебе, я для питья останавливаюсь.
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Гугл подглядывает за мной, да и фиг с ним. Выдал подборочку лучших моментов, три подряд пикрил. Оказалось, я и в 11 году на Лирку заглядывался, хотя хоть убейте этого не помню. Тогда я по уши втрескался в одну фиолетовую единорожицу.
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Кукурузный самогоновый, ты тут?
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>>387680
Ого тут кликуха у кого-то.
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Наелась гороха, трепещите!
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>>388763
Брешите не такая
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>>388764
WAH! Баюс пердюс!
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>>388772
Ты чо пёс
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Бампану неспетой в хайрезе. Это ещё из старых тредов.
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>>390066
Опять ты напоминаешь
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>>386032
>>384918
Прочитай фоновую
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/19198/background-pony
Если не знаешь английского, то присутствует очень хороший перевод.
https://ponyfiction.org/story/144/
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Да, если кого-то из фанатов "Фоновой пони" интересует мнение автора по поводу концовки и почему от закончил все именно так, я тут не так давно перевел его блог, в котором он об этом говорит.
https://tabun.everypony.ru/blog/translations/214002.html
Оригинал (промотайте чуть пониже, вначале он о других темах говорит)
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/793040/2012-the-lemuracolypse-part-eleven-wish-i-could-write-a-song
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>>390308
Так мало комментариев, а ведь Тьма велика, она голодна и всеобъемлюща, а потому это грех, заполнять ее чем угодно, кроме дружбы.
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>>390307
Ещё бы кто "End of Ponies" перевёл...
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>>390192
Если мы не будем помнить о ней, то кто? Ведь если мы не будем помнить, то её мелодия затихнет навечно среди платформ.
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>>390308
Спасибо, бро.
Я пришёл к пониманию концовки где-то через пару лет после второго или третьего прочтения. Первый раз жопа пылала. Пусть меланхолично, но пылала - молодой был, шутливый.
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>>390308
Ну, по крайней мере, он испытывал какие-то чувства, когда всё это писал, я думал что это бездушное трололо, сочинившее мегапасту чтоб у пониёбов припекло
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Ни пука, ни вздоха, ну что за тред
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Эх...
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>>391452
Чего эхаешь
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Мир прекрасен, а они скучают и эхают, эхают и скучают
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WHAT IS A PONY? A miserable pile of secrets, and friendship? But enough talk - HAVE AT YOU!
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>>391453
Это был вздох
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Теперь по плану бздёх
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Проснулись - газанулись улыбнулись!
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>>384498 (OP)

>Совершенно не такой пони


https://youtube.com/watch?v=qm6Yh_ZIdH8
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>>384498 (OP)
ЭХ ВОТ БЫЛА БЫ У МЕНЯ ТАКАЯ КОБЫЛА, Я Б МОЖЕТ И НЕ ЖЕНИЛСЯ НИКОГДА!
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Вот бы съесть Лирку...
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>>396054
В смысле не женился, а что б ты делал, если б у тебя была такая кобыла?
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Кобыла, за которую стоит бороться
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> Кобыла, на которую стоит


Потриксил...
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>>397055
Не буду отрицать, иногда бывает...
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>>397032

>с которой стоит пороться

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Если я попаду в Эквестрию, я наверное стану Лирой.
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>>397615
Будешь с Бон Бон лезбиянить?
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>>397615
И как тебя после этого трахать?
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>>397638
Не надо меня трахать.
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>>397666
А придётся
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>>397666
Откуда ты это сказал?
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>>397632
Нет, моя любовь Нончик

>>397638
Какие проблемы?
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>>398279

>Какие проблемы?


Я ж не пидор
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Вот как бы и Лирку съесть и на хуй не сесть...
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>>398429
Нееш подумой
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>>398322
А если я кобылка, самка единорога?
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>>398819
Внутри манямирка ты можешь быть хоть боевым вертолётом. На реальность это не влияет.
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>>398832
Манямирок внутри манямирка, экая проблема
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>>398819
В душе-то ты мужик
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>>398864
А в бане тряпка.

Какие проблемы то?
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>>398871
Гейское какое-то. Вот трахаешь ты нежную понячью петельку, прикусил ушко нежно, она стонет, и тут ты вспоминаешь, что это бывший двачер. Ну такое себе.
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>>398873

>тут ты вспоминаешь, что это бывший двачер


У тебя сразу хуй падает, настроения нет, весь грустишь и вообще поездка в Эквестрию испорчена.
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>>398910
Так.
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>>384498 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg4b_c7rh2c&t=5s
А мы чем хуже? Может пора уже ЛАЙРОСЛАВИЕ. Или слабо
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>>398600
Такой палец в рот не клади, руку откусит!
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>>398873

>Гейское какое-то.


Так там полный переход же, буквально.

>Вот трахаешь ты нежную понячью петельку, прикусил ушко нежно, она стонет, и тут ты вспоминаешь, что это бывший двачер. Ну такое себе.


Да ты сам двачер. Няшная поняшка, могла кольтика найти, жить счастливой эквестрийской жизнью, а вместо этого будет с двачером мучится. Чёт я сам расхотел теперь, буду с кольтиком лучше эквестрийским.
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>>398925

>Чёт я сам расхотел теперь, буду с кольтиком лучше эквестрийским.


Только сначала экзорцизм тебя из поняши устроим, а потом ищи своих кольтиков.

>>398914

>ЛАЙРОСЛАВИЕ


Нашли кого славить, это ж обычная пони город Понивилль.
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Совершенно неправильных мыслей тред
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Ой, не туда
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Проезжает ковбой мимо салуна, где девушка сидит
Прохал раз, другой, ну вобщем ноль внимания
Тогда ковбою приходит идея в голову, покрашу, думает, копыта своей лошади зеленой краской, и проеду мимо, тогда она спросит
-Эй, кавбой, а почему у твоей лошади копыта зеленые?
А я ей отвечу
-Это все ерунда, давай лучше покатаемся
Видит, рядом со стойлом дом строят, ведро краски висит. Взял покрасил
Проезжает он мимо девушки опять, и снова ноль внимания
Ковбой тогда покрасил хвост, потом гриву, бока, еще что-то и с тем же результатом. Тогда он покрасил морду и круп лошади и снова поехал, а девушка говорит
-Хватит туда-сюда разъезжать, прокатил бы лучше меня
А ковбой ей говорит
-Ты лучше посмотри какая у меня лошадь зеленая!
И ускакал в закат
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>>400153
Хуя бубсы
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А мой дед Лирку с сиськами видел...
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>>400162
Брешет небось
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Где она? Была же!
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>>400165
Не дождалась тебя и убежала.
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Лирка сиська
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>>400204
Не так...
а хотя...
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А кому не хочется?
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