>>28111 (OP)
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I’d want cops sealed off Washington D. C. and started bullying niggers, not letting them pile up in crowds. And that niggers became very angry. And then Soros arrived in his golden triple-decker limo and said to cops: “Fuck off!” And that the cops fucked off. And a lot of niggers would gather on a lawn in front of the White House. And anon would fire at them with his AR-15. And then niggers would go berserk and start tormenting the recently pulled up National Guard, flipping over their Hummers and raping female soldiers in their eye sockets. The rednecks, saddened by the news they heard, would gather on the other side of the lawn and hung a few niggers from a tree. And niggers would see that, and they would lash out at them. Then they would start fighting up for that lawn, falling apart at bloody chunks and dropping down on grass. The ground would be soaked in blood. And I’d like vampires disguised as bats to fall on them and infect them with coronavirus. And then I want Mexicans, suffocating from pneumonia to begin jumping out of their suburbs with little mexo-sucklings, machetes and their voodoo priests. I guarantee you, in such a case the priests would start sending curses and summon thunderstorms. A lightning would strike the greatest American flag – the greatest of them all – and split it in halves. Then Nancy Pelosi would break out of Capitol, and together with Biden and zombie-dead George Floyd, resurrected by voodoo wizards, she would get onto the Washington Monument and throw thousands of Trump’s ripped up speeches into the chaos going on down there. Rednecks would battle niggers again and again, and niggers would fight their own kind, and all of them would be fucked by the National Guard, and the National Guard would be fucked by the Marines who don’t give a fuck about whom to crush, as they would be hypnotized by Facebook’s neural network, torn Trump speeches and thunder. And I’d want Trump to be sitting in his Oval Office posting about it on Twitter, with Pompeo standing next to him, blaming WHO and China. And all this shit would be shown on TV, on every fucking channel, just like 9/11. The show would go on and on, and Trump would still be posting on Twitter.