For the first of all - sry for my bad english.

Let me tell you a story. The story of how I started playing this game.

I found a topic on the Russian imageboard (because I'm Russian) in the section /vg, where the anons praised one browser strategy - Lands of Lords. I looked at the screenshots, looked at the discussion and thought: "It looks pretty nice. Maybe I should try?"

I was thinking where to move in. In thread about this game a man with the nickname "Canada" recommended me to settle next to him. Okay, I did it.

Here are the coordinates of his city.
https://www.landsoflords.com/map/00871E25965N

Here are the coordinates of my first village.
https://www.landsoflords.com/map/00947E25947N

Here are the coordinates of my current village.
https://www.landsoflords.com/map/01064E25906N

All this was just over a month ago.

Almost immediately he asked me to move to another position, as the two of us will be cramped and borders of my domain will soon stop his expansion. Okay, I did it too.

I built my village in the usual way (huts, mines and other starting buildings), Canada helped me with gold (as I learned later gold it took from someone in Triglav). Everything was fine, everything was ok.

Today I went home and turned on my computer. I read in the discord channel of our clan the following message "Отменяй расширение домена и пиздуй на площадь" that roughly can be translated as "Cancel the expansion of the domain and go fuck off to the market area". From player "Anatolio Fon Yuinberg".

I had to cancel the extension because I grabbed a piece of land with coal, which was needed by Anatoly, who was moving somewhere from the Tropics. Ok, I did it, cause I thought that we are doing a common cause for the benefit of the whole alliance.

I saw him maybe a second time in a discord and he immediately behaved like a rude man. Then there was a swearing talking in the ingame chat room. In this talking I was rude and Anatolio too but I didn't save the screenshots of that conversation.

After that, he (Anatoly) hit me once right in my sales square and stole three poems from my storage. They were 0% quality and did not cost anything, but it's obvious that he needed it for something like "compensation" for insults.

After that, Canada called me to his own castle to become his vassal, not Anatolia's vassal (Canada had runaway cells for vassals on his main char or something like that), but in the middle of the ceremony canceled it. Because he said that there is no peaceful solution to this conflict.

After that, I said that I want to demolish my domain before it was like a month ago when I took it. It was two blast furnaces and 7 sections of a stone wall. After that, knights from Triglav (teleported to tokens) galloped up to me, captured my lord, took him to a castle in Ottawa and started killing my workers.

It is obvious that the knights from Triglav did not want me to demolish buildings, although they seemed to belong to me. But the player from Triglav did not think so.

After that, the player from Triglav cleared his troops and Canada seemed to let me demolish my domain, but after 15-30 minutes he returned to his domain with Anatoly (Anatolio Fon Yuinberg) and another lord Stepan Mikolaivich Binderovich (he took this name from the Ukrainian ultranationalist Stepan Bandera, who justified the killing of Russians, Urkainians, Jews and Poles during the Second World War).

They again captivated my lord, they tried to poke my peasants ... but they could not or did not want to, and again they dragged my captive lord into the castle in Ottawa.

https://www.landsoflords.com/map/01303E25998N

They accompanied all this with a rather "amusing" conversation. You can see it on this screenshots.

Here you can see the cheerful Russian roleplay. The phrase "Кинул ему палку" means "I fucked you in the ass". I don't why this Russian don't like Joaquin Phoenix btw.

The phrase "У тебя организм двуствольный" means "You have two holes in the body (we can fuck you together)". "Я называю тебя овцой" means that this player is Chechen roleplayer, and they like to fuck sheep (as most Russians think).

The phrase "Этот мудак обделался" means "This asshole was done". The phrase "Положил пленнику в карман" means "Put it (shit) in the prisoner's pocket". Another player advises putting shit not in pocket, but at the collar or in the cap.

Here they offer me to voluntarily transfer my domain to them and after that they (supposedly) will release me. Phrase "А когда все кончится сходим ко мне в хижину" mean "After this, go to my cabin ..." means the promise of a violent homosexual sexual act.

So... What conclusions can I make personally for myself?

1. Do not play with people who communicate on image boards. Never.
2. To be polite. In chatting in ingame chat, I broke this rule and obviously deserve a ban .... so I do not wait for my opponents to lay out this screenshot. I spread it myself.

https://2ch.hk/vg/src/26851784/15308897890820.png (М)

This phrases about "dick", "semen", "mouth" etc. So I'm not an angel too.

What conclusions can you make for yourself? Triglav is a good alliance, it consists of autists who like to play strategy. And they are polite. Canada also consists of anons from Russian imageboard (2ch.hk) and they are not very polite. You can evaluate their communication on the link using Google-translate.

https://2ch.hk/vg/res/26851784.html (М)

And remember ... Russians from Canada do not want a roleplay. They do not need crafting or trade or diplomacy or anything else. All they are interested in is to capture a person, humiliate him and trample down his domain ... and destroy his mood.

And they suspect that most of the Borei domains are composed of inactive domains or low-time playing players. And they plan an attack. Maybe in a month or three, maybe in a year. But they want war.

You can negotiate with Triglav, but you will never make peace with Canada. If you give them time, they will build their cities, create armies... and then they will put shit on your head. In borders of the Russian roleplay, of course.

I know that I'm rat, I know that I'm betrayer. But it's all because I believed in Canada. And my faith led me to fall.

Canada, russians and imageboard.

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