>kokoshills have been advertising their (((70k dps))) hydro comp since 2.7

>gets called out as 'excel t0'

>flamewar starts on NGA

>people organize a speedrun of floor 12 second half to settle the debate

>team must have XQ + Yelan, all 5 stars c0 with choice of one c1 or a 5* weapon

>also requires a healer/shielder in team for fairness

>yoimiya/hutao initially at 110-120s vs 140s for mono-hydro

>thread gains mass traction spreads to other sites

>passerbys join to watch, random people sponsor a prize pool of welkins, bp, milk tea

>someone manages a 100s run with mono-hydro

>tides start to turn, kokotroons open the champagne at half-time

>some known schizo starts writing articles on why kokomi is the real meta

>"ackshually hutao/yoimiya should be optimized out"

>hu/yoi mains complain they cant bring le joooomp man

>the next day hutao gets to 93s, yoimiya to 90s

>a zhongli with 4pc petra gets 91s out of nowhere

>same runner then replaces kok with barbara to get 97s

>tides turn again, people call kok 'negative dps'

>turns out c0r1 yelan is stronger by herself and barb c2 provides 15% hydro bonus

>barb's self hydro app also generates crystalize shield against primo geovishap

>gets optimized out agane! (happened already in taser)

>retreats back to freeze "j-just wait until nilou drops guyz!!!"

>threads ends with 7k replies

>for conclusion see pic related