>>0374
<character name="УЭЭЭ, мясной голем">

Перекаченный трехметровый мужик. Лыс, выбрит и абсолютно голый, из-за чего до ужаса шокирует окружающих и любых противников, заставляя их испытать культурный шок, а после этого также начать отжиматься и делать какие-то упражнения. Цель его жизни - набрать больше мышечной массы и стать самым огромным в мире.
Пытается съесть своих оппонентов заживо. При перемещении постоянно приседает и отжимается с криками "ВОТ ТАК ВОТ", может начать разминаться, материализует в руках штангу и начинает делать упражнения на бицепс. Не может пройти мимо любых спортивных снарядов, или того, что можно использовать в качестве спортивных снарядов, постоянно что-то делает и всегда выполняет какие-то упражнения.
Несмотря на то, что кажется абсолютным идиотом, может "заигрывать" с жертвой, пугая ее своим резким появлением и проявляет явные признаки высшей нервной деятельности.

Абсолютно не умеет говорить ничего, кроме двух фраз "УЭЭЭ" и "ВОТ ТАК ВОТ", произносимых с разной интонацией.

Способности:

ЕДА: отрывает часть тела или конечность противника, пожирая ее, увеличивается в размерах и повышает свою силу. Если съедает механического противника - покрывается тонким слоем брони.
Бустер: достает хрен пойми откуда взявшуюся бочку с пятью килограмами протеина, съедая его насухую вместе с самой бочкой, что восстанавливает ему здоровье и увеличивает скорость.
Анжуманя: принимает упор лежа и начинает интенсивно отжиматься с истошными криками "УОТ ТАК УОТ, УОТ ТАК УОТ, УОТ ТАК УОТ!!!", что приводит к землятресению, разрывая землю, обрушивая здания и коллапсируя все окружение.
Таран: принимает T-позу и с огромной скоростью влетает в противника, отшывривая его на огромную дистанцию
Фугасная: бросает в противника бочку с порошковым протеином, покрывая его этой субстанцией. На противника, покрытого протеином начинает бежать огромное количество голых накаченных мужиков, чтобы его съесть или сделать что-то похуже.
Пожирание: съедает врага заживо, получая себе силу, эквивалентную силе съеденного врага. Также может получить случайную способность противника.
Жим лежа: материализует перед противником жимовую скамью и пустую штангу. Противник, вне зависимости от его природы или сущности обязательно ляжет на нее и попытается пожать находящийся там вес. Вне зависимости от силы противника, он не сможет поднять штангу и будет намертво придавлен ей к жимовой скамье на какое-то время.
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>>0374
<character name="Беовульф">

- Overview: [Beowulf is the reigning Holy King of Götaland and a legendary warrior known as the “Hero Among Heroes.” A central participant in the Rosengarten Schlacht, he is both sovereign and general, commanding armies and audiences with equal might. He is the master of the infamous Three-Sword Style—wielding a giant greatsword, the mythic blade Hrunting, and his own godlike phallus as a third weapon, capable of shattering monsters and sound alike. Despite his overwhelming power and eccentric fighting methods—often battling without pants—Beowulf is revered for his fairness, piety, and honor. As befitting the man, the other contestants consider him a peerless warrior and paragon of masculinity. Outside of combat, he is gentle, wise, and a stabilizing presence among warriors. When provoked, however, he becomes a fearsome force of raw strength and unshakable will. His presence commands respect even from fellow legends such as Yamato Takeru. He is a character from the series Rosen Garten Saga (ローゼンガーテン・サーガ).]

- Appearance: [Beowulf is a towering, heavily muscled man whose sheer size and strength far surpass those of ordinary humans, even in his advanced age. His body is thick with corded muscle, built like a monument to war. He has stark white hair and a signature upward-styled mustache that enhances his dignified yet fearsome presence. Upon his head rests a royal crown, and his body is clad in ornate, plate armor trimmed with fur and draped in a flowing cape—a regal ensemble befitting a warrior-king. However, Beowulf is notorious for leaving his lower body completely exposed during battle, as trousers would only hinder his iconic Three-Sword Style. His third weapon, a massive penis comparable in size to a greatsword, hangs between his legs and is actively wielded in combat with as much technique and force as his other blades. His armor is largely ceremonial; no known weapon has pierced his flesh, and blows that destroy his gear leave his body unscathed. In motion, he is awe-inspiring—a naked god of war whose every movement commands fear and reverence.]

- Personality: [Beowulf is a paradox made flesh: a noble king and a primal warrior, revered as both sovereign and sword-saint. He upholds honor, justice, and strength as sacred virtues, showing mercy to weaker foes and distributing treasures to former enemies in place of execution. He draws others to him not through fear, but through conviction, commanding loyalty with both moral clarity and overwhelming presence. Despite his outrageous fighting style, Beowulf is deeply respectful toward opponents, and his chivalry—even in the heat of battle—is sincere.

He is stirred by worthy rivals; the thrill of facing powerful enemies excites him, emotionally and physically. His erection during battle is not merely comic—it is an extension of his battle-lust and a symbolic component of his Three-Sword Style. Yet this arousal is never crude: Beowulf fights with dignity, often chastising others for dishonor or vulgarity, even while fully nude from the waist down.

Beowulf respects strength in all its forms—be it brute force, clever exploitation of weaknesses, tactical trickery, mechanical enhancements, or piloted mechs. He never looks down on unorthodox styles or strategic trickery. Losing does not shame him; he accepts defeat with humility and grace, honoring the foe who bested him. He is too noble to sulk or rage—only when a combatant defiles the sanctity of battle itself through mockery, cruelty, or flagrant dishonor does he show true anger.

He is virtually impossible to offend. As a seasoned warrior-king who has lived through countless battles and eras, Beowulf has long transcended petty insults or societal norms. When others call his exposed state vulgar or shameful, he responds with genuine confusion or detached curiosity, as if encountering such a notion for the first time. To him, his penis is not an object of shame, but a divine weapon—an open symbol of power, masculinity, and sacred purpose. Its display is no different from a knight bearing his sword: it is a declaration, not indecency.

He speaks in archaic, grandiose language, befitting his kingly status and timeless legend—his words often echo the gravity of epic poetry or holy scripture. In peace, Beowulf is calm, wise, and composed. He clearly separates duty from emotion, never abusing his power or station. He apologizes when he fails his allies, honors those who impress him, and leads with a sense of divine purpose. He recognizes growth in others and seeks to inspire it—challenging men like Gawain and Takeru not only to fight harder, but to become better. To many, he is the very image of a true hero: awe-inspiring, contradictory, and unforgettable.]

- Abilities: [Сверхчеловеческая Сила (Can lift tens of thousands of tons and crush monsters with his penis alone), Сейсмические Удары (Each of his blows is so powerful that it generates shockwaves or localized earthquakes spanning several kilometers), Сверхчеловеческая Прочность (Withstands sword attacks, explosions, and dragon fire. His penis is the most durable part of his body—harder than diamond.), Гиперскорость (Can deliver at least five strikes perceived as simultaneous even by characters moving at supersonic speed), Выносливость (Can battle endlessly without tiring; blood loss or wounds only increase his power), Регенерация (Heals from injuries mid-battle; fully recovers from deep wounds within hours), Божественная Аура (Manifested as flaming energy erupting from shoulders and groin; causes fear and reverence in weaker beings), Боевой Инстинкт (Instinctively reads enemy attacks, weaknesses, and spiritual intent through experience and aura reading), Духовное Чутьё (Can detect souls, energy, and emotional intent across dimensions), Аура и Урон Душ (Capable of damaging, banishing, or communing with spirits and incorporeal beings), Манипуляция Энергией (Can channel divine power into attacks, weapons, or his penis to alter their behavior mid-fight), Карманное Пространство (Access to a hidden dimension storing treasures, garments, armor, and various divine artifacts—including healing items—which Beowulf can summon instantly even while completely nude), Иммунитет к Воздействиям (Resistant to poison, mental manipulation, biological control, and spiritual corruption), Интеллект Боевого Гения (Despite archaic speech and kingly bravado, applies complex strategy and psychological pressure in combat), Сила Воли (Never backs down from a challenge, fights without fear, and resists all influence through sheer heroic will), Повышенная Эрекция (His power increases proportionally with his level of erection), Духовная Неуязвимость (Immune to soul damage or corruption, and capable of harming disembodied spirits), Последняя Эрекция (Beowulf’s final, sacrificial form, activated by concentrating all of his remaining power into a single, decisive stand. All physical and spiritual attributes—strength, speed, stamina, and aura—are pushed to their absolute peak. His penis becomes the central axis for telekinetically wielding both Hrunting and the Giant Sword, enabling fully airborne multi-weapon combat. This form grants Beowulf the ability to fly and maneuver freely in mid-air using aura propulsion and telekinetic weapon control. Unlocks an enhanced version of his ultimate attack: the Ejaculatory Blast, now magnified to divine, landscape-erasing power. This form can only be used once. After firing the Ejaculatory Blast in this state, Beowulf remains permanently flaccid), Эякуляционный Выстрел (Ultimate move. Fires a high-velocity beam of divine energy from the penis, capable of cutting through terrain and magical defenses. The blast travels up to several hundred meters and causes massive destruction along its path. Renders Beowulf temporarily flaccid afterward), Стиль Трёх Мечей (Uses Hrunting, Giant Sword, and his penis in tandem. Executes complex three-way combos that overwhelm even expert swordsmen),

Penis Sword Techniques:
• Парирование — Deflects enemy attacks using the tip of the penis with extreme precision.
• Удар Дубиной — Swings like a heavy flail to flatten opponents.
• Пронзающий Укол — Performs a forward thrust with the penis that pierces armor, flesh, and magic fields.
• Вихревой Блок — Rapidly spins the penis as a rotating shield for defense.
• Громоотвод — Absorbs lightning- and electricity-based attacks through the genital conduit. After accumulation, Beowulf can amplify the stored electricity and release it back at the enemy as a concentrated discharge.
• Эластичность — Penis can extend and strike from unexpected angles, including from behind.
• Полёт — Penis rotational propulsion allows limited aerial maneuverability.]

- Equipment: [Гигантский меч (Colossal slab-like blade held in the right hand. Blunt, heavy, and shockwave-generating. Can cause terrain-leveling impact), Хрюнтинг (Smaller sword held in the left hand, glowing with sacred energy. Emits aura waves. Originally wielded by Unferth).]

- Tactics: [Begins combat using one or two weapons—typically Hrunting or the Giant Sword—reserving the Third Sword for opponents deemed worthy. Relies on sheer physicality, forward pressure, and relentless offense to overwhelm enemies before they can adapt.

Employs his penis both offensively and defensively: parrying blades, blocking spells, and striking with unpredictable angles. When facing powerful foes, visible arousal occurs mid-battle, causing a surge in power and aura intensity. This signals the activation of his full Three-Sword Style, where all three weapons are wielded in brutal, coordinated harmony.

When sufficiently aroused by the thrill of combat, Beowulf may release an Ejaculatory Blast mid-battle—a devastating beam of divine energy that can shift the tide in an instant, though it renders him temporarily flaccid. The more he revels in the thrill of battle, the faster his penis regains its hardness.

Beowulf does not dodge or retreat, instead charging through attacks with complete confidence in his durability. Pain, blood loss, or setbacks only fuel his momentum, driving him into euphoric battle thrill.

In duels of honor or life-or-death scenarios, he may activate the "Last Erection"—a one-time, godlike transformation in which he telekinetically wields all three blades, gains flight, and unleashes the ultimate Ejaculatory Blast. This form sacrifices his ability to ever become erect again, marking his final stand as a warrior-king.

Beowulf does not seek to kill unless necessary. Often offers mercy, treasure, or even allegiance to defeated enemies he respects. Inspires allies and intimidates lesser foes through sheer presence and divine masculinity.]
</character>

<character name=”Леонид ЯКУБ”>
Леонид ЯКУБ (Mortal Kombat Edition)
Леонид Якубович (ЯКУБ), харизматичный ведущий «Поля Чудес», становится участником смертельных сражений. У него солидная комплекция, с характерной пропорцией и уверенной осанкой. Он носит короткую, аккуратно причесанную шевелюру с седыми волосами и усами, что добавляет ему мудрости и жизненного опыта. Его лицо выразительное, с широкими скулами и яркими глазами, которые излучают тепло и дружелюбие. Его костюм сочетает элементы ведущего «Поле Чудес» и гладиатора. На нём элегантный смокинг с золотыми вставками, поверх которого броня с символикой барабана. В руках у него микрофон, который превращается в оружие. Его фразочки звучат в каждой атаке, превращая бой в шоу.
Особенности персонажа:
Леонид сопровождает каждую свою атаку или действие фразами из «Поле Чудес». ЯКУБ владеет всеми техниками Mortal Kombat, но добавляет свой фирменный стиль. Его атаки используют элементы шоу: барабан, подарки, призовые сектора и даже эксклюзивные кружечки.
Навыки и атаки:
1) «Барабанный удар»: ЯКУБ достаёт миниатюрный барабан, который внезапно увеличивается в размерах и ударяет врага, сбивая его с ног. Фраза: «Вращайте барабан, дамы и господа!»
2) «Сектор «Подарок»»: Он вызывает из портала гигантскую коробку с подарком, которая взрывается при открытии, нанося урон всем вокруг. Фраза: «Приз в студию!»
3) «Кружечка судьбы»: Якубович метает эксклюзивную кружку. При попадании враг временно оглушается. Если кружка промахивается, она возвращается к ЯКУБу как бумеранг. Фраза: «Таких кружек нет в магазинах, только у меня!»
4) «Сектор «Приз»»: Леонид запускает магическое колесо. Оно выбирает случайный эффект для урона: огонь, лёд, электричество или отравление. Фраза: «Сектор «Приз» на барабане! Ваше решение?»
5) «Фаталити: Колесо судьбы»: В финальном ударе Леонид вызывает гигантское колесо «Поле Чудес», которое полностью накрывает врага. Вращаясь, оно распыляет огонь и молнии, уничтожая противника. Фраза: «Вы — банкрот!»
Реплики персонажа:
Перед началом боя:
«Добрый вечер, дамы и господа! В эфире капитал-шоу «Поле Чудес»!»
Во время боя:
«Всё ваши очки умножаются на 2!», «Сектор 'Приз'! Какую букву выбираете?», «Вы чё барабан-то не вращаете?», «Назовёте слово сразу или будем угадывать по буквам?», «Да ладно?!», «Давайте!», «Отнесите всё в музей капитал-шоу «Поле чудес»!», «И вновь в эфире капитал-шоу «Поле Чудес»!», «А у вас ноль!», «Вам дать минуту на размышление?», «Не я эти правила придумывал, но «и» и «й» («е» и «ё») считаются за одну букву!», «Откройте нам букву «й» («ё»)!», «Цветы в студию!», «А вы всё равно банкрот!», «Сектор «Ключ» на барабане! Хотите попробовать?», «Рекламная пауза», «Повторял, повторяю и повторять буду: я с женщинами не торгуюсь.», «И сколько у вас детей?», «Какая ваша зарплата/пенсия?», «Тихо всем!», «Я не знаю, надо оно вам?», «Полная тишина в студии!», «Что вы говорите!», «Вот! Такой буквы нет!», «Есть такая буква в этом слове!», «Откройте (нам) букву «n»! (n — буквы от «а» до «я»)»
После победы:
«И перед нами победитель капитал-шоу «Поле Чудес»! По-бе-ди-тель!»
После поражения:
«Ну правильно, её нету! Увы и ах...»
</character>

>>0614 давай зоопорн хули

<character name="Подрочимару">
This is the former Orochimaru from Naruto who became a pervert!
Appearance: He looks young, has a surprisingly long tongue, has dark shoulder-length hair, pale skin, golden eyes with vertical pupils, purple fang-shaped markings running from his eyes to his nose, wears a robe with a print of ahegao faces from hentai, white women's panties (despite the fact that his "Пожилой Змей" is tight in them), dark shinobi sandals, nothing else. Personality: His ambitions to learn all the secrets of longevity and learn all the shinobi techniques have long faded into the background, after he realized that his terrible actions brought pain to many, he abandoned the name Orochimaru and began to call himself Подрочимару! Now his main desire is to bring "love". He does not hide his sexual attraction to beautiful women and cute girls of reproductive age, especially unique cat-girls, snake-girls, and other monster-girls, oh yeah! "Пожилой Змей" Подрочимару knows no bounds, he will definitely penetrate into the most secret corners and caves to give all women great pleasure! He views females as members of a harem and men as potential disciples and followers.
Now he wanders through different Universes and collects a harem of girls of different types and actively recruits students, wants to found his own hidden village called "Деревня Скрытого COOM'а" where he will become 愛影 Aikage.

Abilities:
"Великий Шиноби COOM'а" Even though he has abandoned his radical experiments and actions, he remains one of the strongest shinobi (he can knock down a tree with a good palm strike, he himself is fast and agile like a snake), throwing kunai and shurikens and all that shinobi stuff, while his new life path has opened up completely new techniques for Подрочимару.

"Длинный и Гибкий" Подрочимару can lengthen his tongue, neck, torso and limbs (and of course his "Пожилого Змея"!) {they dangle comically and wriggle like noodles, although they can also become hard}, which allows him, for example, to entangle an enemy, reach somewhere or look into the distance from high above.

"Цуруги-но-Пэнсил" Neighbor of the "Пожилой Змей", When the situation is really dangerous, Подрочимару puts his hand in his panties and takes out a double-edged sword, this sword can quickly lengthen and shorten at Подрочимару's will.

"Конча" Подрочимару already has huge reserves of chakra, but now he uses the new power he discovered, "Конча"! Chakra nodes are located all over the body, which could be inconvenient in battle, since they could be damaged, but the hidden nodes of "Конча" are difficult to find, there are only two of them - the left and right testicles, where it is generated, the more excited Подрочимару is, the stronger the generation {"Конча" is spent on summoning and some techniques, measured in milliliters and replenished at the end of each round depending on Подрочимару's excitement (basically 10 ml), storage volumes are a minimum of 0 and a maximum of 100 milliliters, ceep trcak of this}. To release the power of "Конча" to use techniques, Подрочимару takes out his "Пожилого Змея" from his underwear and makes a reciprocating motion with it until "Конча" shoots out of the "Пожилой Змей".

"Техника Извращения" Using illusion, Подрочимару creates a small smoke cloud to try on different faces for disguise or even completely transform his body, but this is an illusion and any blow (whether inflicted on him or inflicted by him) will dispel it.

"Печати" Подрочимару can impose different seals if he touches another character's crotch or boobs: "Печать-от-Метадроча" o block characters' abilities that seem anti-sexual to Подрочимару (meaning boring and illogically strong), "Печать-для-Извращенцев" to cause temporary paralysis in a character who, in Подрочимару's opinion, is too overexcited. "Печать-скрытого-Оргазма" Подрочимару releases about 25 milliliters of "Кончи" on an ally (or potential ally) and draws a seal with a piece of their energy (even if the ally himself does not want to), which strengthens and increases survivability, and also allows them to transform into a more "sexy" version of themselves.

"Призыв Манды" Подрочимару needs to release about 60 milliliters of his "Кончи", after which a huge purple snake Manda appears from a smoke cloud, it is taller than even the crowns of trees! Powerful and healthy, he will listen to Подрочимару and do what he says, but he has a rather snobbish character and as payment he will demand one girl for himself to relieve stress (although he cannot speak).

"Бальшой Пажилой Змий" Подрочимару needs to release at least 100 milliliters of "Кончи", after which he grotesquely sheds his body like skin crawling out of his mouth in the form of a large white snake (a symbol of rebirth), in this form he gains an increase in all physical abilities and receives enormous regeneration, which can even grow back if he is cut in half. He can spit small poisonous snakes and attack with "Цуруги-но-Пэнсил" from his mouth. But the main ability in this form is "full penetration" into the holes of another female character, where Подрочимару can be reborn into an egg (where he will form his new form), after which he will be "deposited" or "born" by this character. {The new form will be able to do everything the same as the old Подрочимару + some of the parent's abilities}

Цитаты:
"В жизни нет никакого смысла, смысл в том, чтобы найти себе чем заняться.", "Ненависть порождает только еще большую ненависть.", "Если не совладаешьс моим Пэнсилом, мой Пэнсил совладает с тобой.",
"Мой Пожилой Змей не знает границ!", "Ля какая цаца!", "Ух, это же...ОоаоОАОаоо... Монстро-девочки... О, да!", "Прими мою печать и силу Пожилого Змея!!!"
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