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Владимир Байден:
Don't blame 2ch, if it made you sad
Even if you break up with your only girlfriend
Remember: don’t take advices from /b
And you will see - the life goes better

Sup 2ch, don’t be afraid
Even if I said that you have no future
Remember don’t let it into your heart
I was green from the start and only getting fatter

When I see the sign “Welcome. Again”
Then I feel deep sorrow and pain
Pain in the place that someone call butt
Oh wait, oh my God!

You must have Down’s or must be high
For really not decide
To place your boobs so I can, I can jerk off

Thank you, 2ch, thank you, Abu
Here we do our rap, and our rap is true
It's happening once more, so what I can say
Maybe next time it will be better way

This is 2ch, land of opportunity
Not only to jerk off, but for creativity
Our battle rap here is like a gay bathroom
Word to our guys, they know what's the rule:

"На Пекулина ебало мы всем тредом срём!"

Who will win the show
Guess you'll never, never know
Hey, God bless America
Do 2ch battle ever more

We move day to day
And here we go, here we stay
God bless 2ch battle!

Franky Strange:
Hello Anon, it ain't to hard,
Gather round two lonely bards,
Our board is /hh/,
Can't make a livin' nor half a wage,

We do it for the love, we do it for the music,
Although you guys do call me a nuesance,
I ain't mean, not gonna get mad,
Hey, let's talk this over... I'm your dad!

I got the meds n Biden the missles,
Show us the target we ain't gonna miss em,
If it's a pisserator we might get banned,
Gonna go to the dvacher can

We ain't afraid of gangsters or moles,
The strongest debators right from /pol/
Welcome, again our common slogan,
Our only role model is mr. Konan,
Here we hate the fest from Sovenok,
Shit packages to every forefront,
The toy piss spray fires far,
The drones are like a little death star,

As a man of culture, I gotta say,
Gg and fet go a really long way,
Nothing special, just so you know,
I fucked multiple /fet hoes,

Shoutout to smazka ded,
Good job on getting so very wet,
I'm glad we have people like you,
Yankes got shades of grey, we got zavodchanin blue.

It ain't a matter of space n time,
I don't care bout your court case, ya fine,
You came to the right place my friend,
Let's be brothers till all days end,

Navigatin' maze o life gonna be hard,

I believe in ya my fellow b/tard,
The part, that always gets ya, ain't gonna lie,
Is understandin' how far you can fly,
When you arrive, where, well in Heaven,

Ask Lord Jesus for ya fellow men,

Thank you dvach,
Very much,
Thank you dvach,
Ough so very much. Woooo hoooo