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Can Americans come as a refugee to Russia? US 74567 В конец треда | Веб
What are the procedures?

Assume money is not a (big) problem
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>>74567 (OP)
No idea. You don't need this. Don't fall for this 4chan bullshit about BASED RUSKI LANDS.
Yes, its is true, that we don't have that globohomo bullshit, gays are barely legal, tranny minister is unimaginable and women are hot af. But life is not good here, we have a shitload of our own heavy negative sides, that you don't have.
Your salary will decrease like 4 times at least. If you'll want to open a business, thats too much risk. Can be taken away from you anytime. We also have a shitload of oppressed tankies and next power can possible be neobolsheviks. Police and judges are fucking worthless, african level degenerates.
You must really hate globohomo to immigrate here.
Wake up, step aside from 4chan, memes and twitter and look IRL.
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>>74569

>Can be taken away from you anytime


I would support the regime. I would suck up to them. Why would they take my property?

I would get a job as a professor and I would ruin the careers of liberals. The same shit they did to me.
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>>74576

>Why would they take my property?


Because if it brings money, other people may want to have it. And there is nothing in Russia, that can stop them. What are you gonna do? Go to court? Naive.
If you were a professor, you, most likely, will have no problems immigrating without having a refugee status.
However, you have potential to have fun. Maybe some media will be interested in your story. Our propaganda loves to shit on the west.

>Real western professor got censored and cancelled because of the western globohomo agenda. So hard, that he looks for refugee status in Russia! Look how low they have fallen! Russia is the savior of the oppressed!


And shitting on libs is also a popular theme. You may even get invites on TV shows to do that in public.
Well, think twice before moving anyway. But if you are a cancelled professor, whose career was ruined by political views, you definitly has a shitton of opportunites to get some lulz.
Contact the embassy and stuff.
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>>74567 (OP)
Well, you have the same problem as our liberals, they see USA as literal heaven.
There is nowhere good in the world.
But your country is a world hegemon at least, for time being.
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In Coyote, a big Mexican mafia boss made a favor for his nephew by letting the nephew's pregnant fiancé be kidnapped, so the child would be born on American soil. Why on Earth would you move? Please tell your story.
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>>74577
Thanks, do you know the legal aspects of it?
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>>74567 (OP)
Russians are very racist, they hate foreigners(even white ones).

Life in russia is realy paradise. The best country on whole earth.
All the bad things you see in internet is posted by russians so the foreigners dont come. (dont believe them)
I lived in russia many years, you cant even imagine how beatiful everything looks irl.
The food is fantastic, pure organic food, delicious even the rice tasted so good, i couldnt stop eating it. Simple rice tasted like gorumet food, can you imagine how great everythingelse taste ?mmmm, you have to try icecream plombir.
Okay the women, all of them look like models, i mean ALL OF THEM.
I dont want to writte huge assey here, all i can tell you even the air taste good when you breathe(maby except in norilsk but hey the sallery is good)
I would recommend to join russian army to get citizenship + language+ retirement.
I will also warn you that russians will try to make you leave, but dont fail for the trick, they dont want to share the greatness with you, which is russia. I soon will be attacked with comments that i lie, but dont believe them, they dont want to share the greatness of russia with you.(i understand them tho)
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>>74644

> even the rice tasted so good


I am russian rice farmer Sergey from Murmansk. I can confirm that rice is good, almost as good as rice of Chairman Xi (good handshake, long economy).
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>>74644
Why is this average German male in 2021 wearing Russian army uniform
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>>74646
Germans are more big and bulky. Because they put growth homrones in the meat so the pigs and stuff grow faster to be sold quicker.

This is how everage german male looks like(1st pic in middle)

This is how everage eastern german male looks like(2d pic on the left side)
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>>74646
Eastern germans are wrongly accused of being "mongo"(east asians) which isnt true, they are very sceptical people and they do this sceptical eye looks. Most conspiracy theories come from eastern germany, they have highest education level, so they are capable of critical thinking.
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>>74658
Instead if playing along, all you are capable of is typing "take meds shizo" or "+15" it clearly shows your limitied cognitive abilities. You are truly an npc. I feel sorry for you t.b.h
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>>74658
Instead Of playing along, all you are capable of is typing "take meds shizo" or "+15" it clearly shows your limitied cognitive abilities. You are truly an npc. I feel sorry for you t.b.h
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>>74666
Take your meds schizo and stop hijacking the thread.

I am trying to get some advice here, since it is an as yet uncommon situation which I have found myself in.
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>>74678
Why would you move to russia ?

Russia and USA are same countries.

Their is almost no differences. Only language.

Show me anything american and will show you analogue in russia.
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>>74645
Good rice, good Murmansk, good country. Welcome to China.
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>>74567 (OP)
If you have average money (average by American standards), then you can live in Russia quite comfortably. You can cheaply buy a hectare of fertile land, seeds, animals and spend money only on the Internet and a small property tax for the rest of your life.
Many white South African farmers have moved to Russia.
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>>74567 (OP)
Why would you want to move to Russia? It's a shithole like all of eastern Europe, most Russians will agree with me on this.
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>>78488
While I agree with you, there still are bigger shitholes. USA > Russia > Serbia > Somalia > Amazon cannibal tribes > Bosnia.
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>>78520

>there still are bigger shitholes


Yeah, true.
Who are you lying to, kremlebot? Try better next time. -15, go to Volodin's room NOW and don't forget vaseline.
Every Russian acknowledges (except insane ones and those who can't speak human language and can only moo) this is one of the worst places on Earth to be born.
It's like a guy with triangles on the flag said, he knows real Russians and not kremlebots like you.
By the way, these are countries worse than Russia (picture). Nine countries are worse than us. Do you like your life? I don't, I hate every moment of it. Please be honest, you don't get any money in this thread anyway because I'll counter your every nasty propaganda trick. This is what life in Russia is - to dream of the end of it every second. No wonder why all this Russia's aggression. Those who don't value their own lives don't value others.
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>>78521

> Nine countries are worse than us.


I can make up some rating too. Look:
Best hookers:
1. Your sis
2. Your dad.
3. Your mom.
4. You.

No one sucks dicks as uninspired as you.
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>>78522
But this is not made up. -15
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>>78524

>But this is not made up.


It certainly is, because I don't see Venezuela, Mexico, Turkmenistan and other certified shitholes there, but I see that literally every country below Russia has civil war or large insurgency, which shows that this "rating" is anything but "living good". Yyeah, beople in Moldova or Liberia live better, ssssure.
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>>78521
What’s that rating. At least provide context
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>>78529

>"peace rating"


>USA is above Brazil

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Бимбо унитаз тред?
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Святых скопцов либертарианцев тред?
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>>74567 (OP)

Правильно бля
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>>80396
Джамба
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>>74567 (OP)
OP Are you here? What did it take? How are you doing?
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>>74567 (OP)
If you want to humiliate liberals every day and mock minorities, then you are welcome.
If you're a fucking liberal trying to teach Russia freedom, just kill yourself.
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>>74644
Hey, I write this badly about Russia so that no one comes because I hate fucking migrants.
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>>74567 (OP)
No. Even Russians (from Transnistria for example) can't
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>>74569

> women are hot


They are fuckable but no more
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>Wants to move to russia because of the 4chan memes


lmfao
/pol/tards are trully subhumans
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Kys nigger
We dont want any rapefugees in our country
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>>74644

>Muh rasiss!


Enjoy taharush and being replaced in your own country.
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>>undefined


do you mean literally a refugee?
I don't think that living in a globohomo dictatorship qualifies you to be accepted as a refugee.
there are other ways of going to Russia as an American.
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>>undefined


>>74569
you don't understand.
just this week a dad was arrested in canada for trying to protect his daughter from being molested by a "transgender" dude in the bathroom.

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6165cacba014f

you have no idea how bad it is here.
yes, we can buy more iphones than you.

>We also have a shitload of oppressed tankies and next power can possible be neobolsheviks


you'll have to execute those.
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>>undefined


if he was asking her i don't see a problem at all.
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>>74569

>Yes, its is true, that we don't have that globohomo bullshit


Yes you do, just a bit less. Young Russians are totally Americanized.
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>>88562

>Young Russians are totally Americanized


on what?
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>>74567 (OP)
Estonia is the best post soviet country.
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>>74567 (OP)
Oh, I read your posts. Local liberals will hate you for your views. Locals who have the same views as yours will hate you for being American (and for them all Americans are soyboys LGBT supporters). The rest of the people here don't give a damn fuck about you.
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We dont need you to drag your ameriwhite legislature along with you here.
Luckily for us Russian Federation is full.
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>>74567 (OP)
Anglos not allowed, others welcome
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